Jack Monroe #110 Hands up, who likes me?
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Does she think men don’t have hair?
It’ll be like the episode of Friends where Gary the Policeman shot the birds. Except she won’t shoot them, she’ll throw toasties at them
“Blue ticker gone rogue”@Themaninblack I had to Google it because I had questions (why does it have pecs, is it made from actual hellhound) and someone bought it for $250. There is someone in the world who owns and wears it and I hope I never meet them
“my other account is a Porsche”
There is scraping the bottom of the barrel and then......this.
Kiwi-peeling Twitter? Oh duck off and stop asking such inane bleeping questions.
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Mackie jonroe - queen of the shoe horn
Mackie jonroe - queen of the shoe horn
Never mind regretting the tweet I think she’ll regret her entire adult life choices at some point
Haven’t wound people up for a while = 1 minute
I'm glad she saves time eating her kiwis that way, it means she has even more free time to tweet about how she doesn't peel her kiwis.
Truly mindblowing stuff.
Truly mindblowing stuff.
It might be aimed at me. I love pickled radishes.
Sorry, I'll understand if you revoke my cabal membership now.
“Haha someone asked about fuzzy kiwis quick make a hairy minge joke haha I’m so cheeky me”
I’d say balls are more akin to a fuzzy kiwi tbh
I’d say balls are more akin to a fuzzy kiwi tbh
after this morning's highly informative discussion, i can't help but notice that this one has no equipment at all
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She's trying to keep things ticking over for the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Get on with it!
Thank you for this comment - made me realise this is in fact a hyena, and not a werewolf with mange
If anything there’s nothing like a pair of bollocks in your gob for simulating trying to get into a kiwi fruit surely
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