The pushy drinkers of Southend will be partying extra hard this year.
Here it is:I knew I wasn't imagining it. Capitalising on something people were genuinely fearful about to get some social engagement and then not following through.View attachment 323607View attachment 323608
Butterbeer! I should have known. Also ahhh of course, Jack loves a good rip off of a SW recipe. I bet she's no stranger to Pinch of nom, which if I'm not mistaken is published by the same people as Jack's slop-books, so she probably has them at handIt'll be this, but with balsamic vinegar to make it dark (again using a slimming world tip for fake pimms)
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Saved for years and years to buy my first house at the age of 40. Didn’t once go without butter during that time.The whole 'I won't buy butter because I want to buy my child a house' narrative is such ear aching bullshit as well. How cheap is butter, for goodness sake!? It's the same line as 'well if young people stopped buying avocados, then they could buy a house!' No. I don't have the savings, assets, or income to be able to afford a deposit on a house unless I save sensibly for the next few years (closer to a decade tbh!) and funnily enough, I would still be able to afford something as simple as butter in that time. You either have the money to be able to buy a house relatively quickly or you need to create a sensible savings plan and stick to it for as long as is needed. If you're being so frugal that you're not even allowing yourself to buy butter, then that really is OTT.
NARRATORS VOICE: She did not produce what she was asked to.Generally if a story is spiked (binned ) the author is paid a kill fee ( normally 50% of the agreed fee) if they decided to not go ahead , if she didn't produce what she was asked to on the other hand she would get nothing
Yes we got a court order banning her from coming within 100 feet of a block of butter.I could be horribly wrong but did the Frauen at any point explicitly or unexplicitly forbid her to buy butter? Asking for a friend.
NEITHER’S CLOTTED CREAMBUTTER ISN'T IN THE BUDGET, GUYS! Except for when it is.
Quick, someone suggest lasagne quiche to you-know-who.Lordy, I've just asked my son if he wants quiche for his tea, when I meant to say lasagne!
What a cunt.Buys butter to make fake mulled wine.
Won't buy butter to go on her son's toast/sandwich.
Frauen have remarked before on the careful use of language. I notice a double negative lurking here. Is it possible that she's telling those with eyes to see that she HAS made quiche before, but just needs to fill Twitterspace?
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No one gives a fuck if you have butter or not you quarterwitted gonk on stilts. What people object to is you pretending you can't afford any to scam money out of people. None of this is difficult.
No stranger indeed.Butterbeer! I should have known. Also ahhh of course, Jack loves a good rip off of a SW recipe. I bet she's no stranger to Pinch of nom, which if I'm not mistaken is published by the same people as Jack's slop-books, so she probably has them at hand
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