Needless to say, she had the last laugh as the squiggle went awfully quiet
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What an utter wanker this person is! Who tf actually writes that tit about themselves and how would she know it was one of their most successful product launches EVAR?
They're quite close to me, I'll have a look and maybe orderI'm still on a mini-grunk through the end of the last thread but I'm here for the Cosy Cottagegoing to try a shampoo bar and deo - they must be wondering why so many people have suddenly stumbled onto their website in the last couple of days
Do they bounce and shriek while you're dishing it out? And then make "truffling" noises while eating? If not, then you are doing it wrong, I'm afraid.
2 minutes in and the bacon wasn't even sizzling....
Ot sorry for the derail; a post would only be edited if there's a good reason, just checked your posts yesterday and one was edited but by your account.
Hit report on the post if you want a mod to check for sure
And did she seriously say that dish could serve 6 people? I would say 3 at a push.
My dearly departed mother in law was guilty of crimes against food. She used to make cauliflower cheese using a tin of macaroni cheese as the sauce. My husband is still traumatised by it and he hasn't eaten it in 35years.
This tale smells like BS. Which book is this from and when was it published? Because all we need to do is subtract four years from the publication date, and then triangulate which “major high street fast food chain” launched a very successful cauliflower mac & cheese.
I can’t even think of a chain that would sell something like that, except maybe Pret? Or, Leon
Either way, it’s total bullshit that Jack casually mentioned it to her consultant friend who then pitched it to the chain and it was launched “weeks” later. It takes months to conceive and launch new menu items (source: a documentary about KFC I watched years ago
).It’s utter bullshit. She’s the culinary equivalent of Jay from the inbetweeners.View attachment 320947
This tale smells like BS. Which book is this from and when was it published? Because all we need to do is subtract four years from the publication date, and then triangulate which “major high street fast food chain” launched a very successful cauliflower mac & cheese.
I can’t even think of a chain that would sell something like that, except maybe Pret? Or, Leon
Either way, it’s total bullshit that Jack casually mentioned it to her consultant friend who then pitched it to the chain and it was launched “weeks” later. It takes months to conceive and launch new menu items (source: a documentary about KFC I watched years ago
I've got a feeling it's Pret. I know which one I'd rather eat...View attachment 320947
This tale smells like BS. Which book is this from and when was it published? Because all we need to do is subtract four years from the publication date, and then triangulate which “major high street fast food chain” launched a very successful cauliflower mac & cheese.
I can’t even think of a chain that would sell something like that, except maybe Pret? Or, Leon
Either way, it’s total bullshit that Jack casually mentioned it to her consultant friend who then pitched it to the chain and it was launched “weeks” later. It takes months to conceive and launch new menu items (source: a documentary about KFC I watched years ago
Kale & Cauli Macaroni Cheese | Pret A Manger
Tubetti rigati pasta with a mature Cheddar béchamel sauce with freshly prepared kale and cauliflower florets. Finished with Italian matured cheese.
www.pret.co.uk
It definitely Pret, I used to get the cauliflower mac and cheese all the time. There was (and maybe still is, I just no longer work near a Pret) also one with kale. I agree about lead times on product development making this story another Jackanory, but I refer all Frauen and Herren to my previous post as for the killer evidence proving it’s a lie: she does not have friends.View attachment 320947
This tale smells like BS. Which book is this from and when was it published? Because all we need to do is subtract four years from the publication date, and then triangulate which “major high street fast food chain” launched a very successful cauliflower mac & cheese.
I can’t even think of a chain that would sell something like that, except maybe Pret? Or, Leon
Either way, it’s total bullshit that Jack casually mentioned it to her consultant friend who then pitched it to the chain and it was launched “weeks” later. It takes months to conceive and launch new menu items (source: a documentary about KFC I watched years ago
Contender for next thread title?
Alas not, such a failure... obviously need to add some cooking bacon scraps
small point, but it's bugging me. "hellish insecure", "awful quiet." ADVERBS, babe, I like ADVERBS!
#110 Bring your straws lads, you’ll be bowls deep in slop
Why can't squiggles notice the holes in Jackie's story?
"I'm shopping frugally because I want to save for my family's future. Every penny counts, to the extent that I'm not buying butter, using lard for cooking and buying smart price items for my son's meals."
Versus
"Who wants a lion bar posting to France today? Monster munch are on me! Can't resist duck eggs! Where's good for snacks in N4?"
Editing to remind myself that I was a squiggle who didn't see the bigger picture. I had a sense of unease, but kept on getting drawn back in. Also reminding myself that I found tattle whilst googling to find the tip jar.
"I'm shopping frugally because I want to save for my family's future. Every penny counts, to the extent that I'm not buying butter, using lard for cooking and buying smart price items for my son's meals."
Versus
"Who wants a lion bar posting to France today? Monster munch are on me! Can't resist duck eggs! Where's good for snacks in N4?"
Editing to remind myself that I was a squiggle who didn't see the bigger picture. I had a sense of unease, but kept on getting drawn back in. Also reminding myself that I found tattle whilst googling to find the tip jar.
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It only needs to be sealed, not cooked, according to Jack
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