Haha the whole hose debacle gave me a really good chuckle. It's just a load of codswallop, as per usual. Loved the whole playing fast and loose with her own rules 'I can't afford butter but I can afford the most expensive hose in B&Q as part of a non-essential trip even though I'm immunocompromised'.
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‘I made it differently and added things and it was nice.’ says Squiggle. ‘You’re welcome’ says Jack.
Slightly OT, but a beautiful example of someone putting work in and actively doing good, no whining, no fuss. What a guy!
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Trevor Elliott: We can't stop caring for children because of Covid
The former footballer-turned youth worker on how he became a foster carer aged 25 and set up a children’s home during the pandemic
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Only 2 days to wait until Jack breaks the internet with her video in high heels.................................
I think they are back together on the down-low.
'Our hose..' You don't jointly own tit with someone you are 'bubbling' with.
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And there we have her problem right there. When anyone with half a brain wants reassurance they ask someone they know, maybe a trusted colleague, a friend or relative. Jack asks bleeping Twitter which is just asking to have smoke up blown your arse or for widespread mockery.
It’s ‘acquired’
#giffail Neeeds to take a leaf out of (Sir) Alansbigplate’s book...yeah...the niche of food and politics is all jack's - a middle class white woman. Someone please link to Vittles!
It’s all TOO much today. First she addresses someone called ‘Alan’ in a tweet. Then she said Easter Island Eamonn Holmes gave her career advice. Now she’s referencing Neeson and special skills. (And she used the phrase ‘Silver Linings’ a few days ago)
That’s it, I’m done, y’all have a nice life, fare thee well. I have reached my Jack quota 
With Ruby Rose starring as Jack - obviously
Now I'm thinking about that horrible teen movie with Chris Evans (the sexy edition) wearing a whipped cream bikini with cherries on the nips.
Praise be to Giphy!
How do we feel when Jack makes these sort of statements, that she would want to track down people from Tattle?It’s all TOO much today. First she addresses someone called ‘Alan’ in a tweet. Then she said Easter Island Eamonn Holmes gave her career advice. Now she’s referencing Neeson and special skills. (And she used the phrase ‘Silver Linings’ a few days ago)
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Not sure whether I'm more nervous about finding I'll be in tier 3 when for the first time my Mum might be out of it (It'll be a year in December since I've seen her) or the high heeled tall man dancing reveal.
Hahahaha!It’s all TOO much today. First she addresses someone called ‘Alan’ in a tweet. Then she said Easter Island Eamonn Holmes gave her career advice. Now she’s referencing Neeson and special skills. (And she used the phrase ‘Silver Linings’ a few days ago)
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"The Girl With The crappy Tattoos"
Just a reminder that this is what Jack pretends her food cupboards look like. Not the pantry equivalent of Narnia that she keeps pulling stuff out of.
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I just feel like she is playing a messed up little ‘haha’ game and I don’t want to be part of it so she can feel clever and like she’s being too knowing and ... sentient.
They are full. She showed us in her Brexit stockpile article. Racks and racks full
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