buckle up, Smug Jack is taking the stage tonight
Jack Monroe #106 She’s ‘aving a carafe
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She’s born to be on TV I tell you, born to be.
She’s always at her worst and most slappable when she thinks she’s done a fantastic job. Then the inevitable fallout when it airs and she’s made a complete knob of herself and people tweet innocuous criticism
At least it’ll be edited so they can make her resemble a human being rather than an occupant of hell.
I don’t know if any of you watch it but one of the girls who made it to the final, Laura, has received - at worst - two or three tweets saying she’s clumsy and rubbish (which she is IMO) and even when she hasn’t been tagged in she flies in like a bull in a china shop with some sassy response which I presume she thinks is a burn. So clearly searching her name. Anyway it kind of reminds me of Jack, because she’s tweeted about all this AbUsE and people are now simpering over her and telling her how much they love her. Classic Monroe tactics IMO
"Specialist topic"? Narrow it down a bit, love. It could be: Slop, sideboards, herself, Healthy Start Vouchers, organisational skills etc etc etc...
Oh tit. GRENAAAAAADE!!!!!!!
I wonder if we’ll get a series of selfies with her teething necklace, fists under her chin like a gleeful child. Her Hellman’s high was legendary.
Oh no! I liked Laura . Had no idea she was like that
Last thing the world needs is another JackSooooo the "first photo of me that has professional make up on which has still been edited to duck"
It’ll be some godawful christmas on a budget tit. Oh Sir Matt, je suis disappointed. It’s always obvious when she reads here purely for using ‘DKL’. People don’t go on saturday kitchen and call it SKL.
That’ll be the (I assume) professionally applied makeup, dearie. And please don’t mention that poor cat ever again you absolute sociopath.
Always with the ‘husk’ chat too.
I’m annoyed already.
Excuse 1 minute while I top up my cuppa and grab the popcorn.....
We get it, you got laid
Gorgeous? Jeeeesus...
Do we think it's got anything to do with the fat content in mince? It just has more put in doesn't it??
I am simultaneously excited and nauseous at what this could be and can't decide if I want to watch it (purely for the lols) or not (because I'll die of cringe).
Bingo has to be why she's suddenly rushing doing Christmas slop recipes last week
She’s had her filler topped up. Her top lip is over-filled.
Explains her wanking on about tooth/nerve pain again. Just say you have filler, you vain, lying twit.
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