Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens

[Silver Linings]

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Nice wooden calculator there

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I love the subliminal positioning of PATREON in big letters.

Also, can someone triangulate the calculator for me, I actually think it looks pretty cool

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[kachoochoo]

that calculator's a week's shopping budget

 

[HotesTilaire]

Nice big PATREON in the middle, reminder to do postcards????

 

[Geetbo]

She's clearly working on a new master plan to fleece more cash out of slop enthusiasts.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I love the subliminal positioning of PATREON in big letters.

Also, can someone triangulate the calculator for me, I actually think it looks pretty cool

I think it comes from a company called sengu... they are all over eBay.
Very Muji in style but like everything in her life, she has to have a branded version.

 

[Emmapism]

Patreon

- Mention I'm cold to increase subs
- post another excuse about lack of postcards
- promise exclusive recipes etc but never deliver
- repeat

 

[jenny2603]

Liking gherkins and horseradish and beetroot doesn't make you edgy or give you a personality. Like many people, I like strong-flavoured stuff. Other people don't. I honestly don't know what else there is to say on the matter. It's so bleeping boring.

She's going to take that as a challenge. I can feel it, we're in for weeks of sandwich fillings because she is so kerrrrrazeeee. Marshmallow and Chilli Jam, Flugelbinder and Sausage, Hatstand and Slaw, Egg and Trumpet. Oh the laughs we have ahead of us.

 

[HarderFaster]

View attachment 312537View attachment 312539

View attachment 312541

View attachment 312542

View attachment 312545

She stole this from a much funnier and cleverer account than hers who tweeted about drinking from a vase way back in 2017. Cool story, Jack.

 

[Boyo]

She's going to take that as a challenge. I can feel it, we in for weeks of sandwich fillings because she is so kerrrrrazeeee. Marshmallow and Chilli Jam, Flugelbinder and Sausage, Hatstand and Slaw, Egg and Trumpet. Oh the laughs we have ahead of us.

I think if it’s anchoïade egg, the trumpet comes as part of the package.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[HarderFaster]

Also if she was drinking directly from it then she’s bleeping unhinged and would look exactly like this



Whereas if she was just pouring the contents into a smaller glass then nobody would notice and it’s a complete non-story.

Also eternally baffled that she could possibly have new clients. Who on earth is looking at her Twitter like “oooh, plated donkey diarrhoea with a side of narcissistic personality disorder? Just what our brand needs. We’ll take it!”

 

[Smeghead]

Looks a bit like a letterbox with the word patreon on. Perhaps she thinks if she posts the postcards through it they’ll magically get to the people who have been waiting for the past month?

 

[Scarletfever]

BB is generous and loves buying stuff, and is definitely not just a convenient excuse for all the expensive tit she's buying, oh no.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[emmer_moans]

Jack has a LOT of things. I like a cheeky purchase but she seems to have so much crockery and furniture and calculators and stuff.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[ChickenPorridge]

It must have nearly killed her staying off Twitter yesterday but one thing is always certain when she takes a break - she comes back and is even more unbearable than usual.