Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens

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SarcasticEllis

Came on to attach the preposterous sandwich tweet.
Where’s your toothache gone then?
She’s bloody Pinocchio
 
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emmer_moans

Hello everyone. I have a pain in my toe from stubbing my knee on a doorframe. Just thought thousands of you needed to know that I will be quiet for the rest of the day. Signed, me, a person in their 30s.
 
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Boyo

emmer_moans said:
Hello everyone. I have a pain in my toe from stubbing my knee on a doorframe. Just thought thousands of you needed to know that I will be quiet for the rest of the day. Signed, me a person in their 30s.
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I look forward to the never ending ‘stream of consciousness’ posts.
 
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emmer_moans

Boyo said:
I look forward to the never ending ‘stream of consciousness’ posts.
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My toe/knee is absolutely ouchy but I'm now spending the day doing intense ballet footwork. On the tips of my toes.
Because I'm maverick.


P.s. that sandwich is rank!
 
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Flivver

It’s ‘ouchy’ mouth that triggers me.
My boy has been through chemo this year and pretty much vomited up his stomach lining. His mouth was so ulcerated he could only eat the blandest of food when he could manage anything. Even a glimpse of that abomination sandwich would have made him ill.

She’s a trivial, attention-seeking knob. How a professional woman in a high profile job can pander to her, defies belief. She should just shut the fuck up.
 
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MaggyMay

Veronicaaa said:
You know she's moved west now? She's about 4 streets away from me . Did a big grandiose self introduction on the nextdoor app, complete with photos #no1currrs
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She used to be all colourful 50s style. She's now full-on goth. Weird to start your goth phase in your 30s...
 
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Veronicaaa

MaggyMay said:
She used to be all colourful 50s style. She's now full-on goth. Weird to start your goth phase in your 30s...
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She matches her look to whatever guy she's with at the time. The 50s housewife was to match her previous fiancé who was all old-fashioned tweed suits and suchlike. Her new husband rocks more of a goth look so hey presto!
 
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ScamSandwich

emmer_moans said:
Hello everyone. I have a pain in my toe from stubbing my knee on a doorframe. Just thought thousands of you needed to know that I will be quiet for the rest of the day. Signed, me, a person in their 30s.
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I have just sent you a shopping trolley. Hope you'll like it.
 
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