After shouting silently at many things today and grumping around in the house, this comment and gif has made my day.
Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou.
Jack Monroe #103 Take her as she is or leave her be
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Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou.
The mind honestly boggles. All this talk of the Post Office, when only one squiggle has actually received anything they were supposed to receive from Jack so far. Her followers and customers are 100% likely to publically post upon receipt of an item. Is this all smoke and mirrors to make people feel like she's actually posting items?
ETA: Apologies. I wrong her. It was
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(Deep breath). I’m going out on a limb here - this title sounds like something I’d like. Haven’t read the recipe. But maybe, just maybe, I’d give this a go.
(hides her face in shame LOL!)
(Edited to add that every other recipe I’ve read of hers makes me faint and queasy).
Fraus and here's, this week we will be living on NOTHING!!!! I am not shopping at all
What's that you say, what are you eating?
Well I do get lovely milk delivered, and I do have an American fridge freezer that is pretty full, oh and I keep well stocked cupboards.... But I'm spending nothing this week!!! We are living on literally nothing.
What's that you say, that's cheating?
But I'm spending nothing, look, I'm literally living on the scrapings from the u bend (and my waitrose bargains that I froze from last week).
I'm lying?
That's a bit strong isn't it, we are living on nothing!!!!! I'm maybe bending the truth slightly, oh, and I did buy 48 loo rolls when I last went to the cash and carry, but they don't count, that was then, this is now!!
(nb. This is how crazy the 20 quid shops are, but I'm genuinely not going shopping this week, I need to empty the freezer a bit so I can get ready for Christmas, so according to Jack we were living on nothing)
What's that you say, what are you eating?
Well I do get lovely milk delivered, and I do have an American fridge freezer that is pretty full, oh and I keep well stocked cupboards.... But I'm spending nothing this week!!! We are living on literally nothing.
What's that you say, that's cheating?
But I'm spending nothing, look, I'm literally living on the scrapings from the u bend (and my waitrose bargains that I froze from last week).
I'm lying?
That's a bit strong isn't it, we are living on nothing!!!!! I'm maybe bending the truth slightly, oh, and I did buy 48 loo rolls when I last went to the cash and carry, but they don't count, that was then, this is now!!
(nb. This is how crazy the 20 quid shops are, but I'm genuinely not going shopping this week, I need to empty the freezer a bit so I can get ready for Christmas, so according to Jack we were living on nothing)
Her anecdote makes no bloody sense either. She's got confused in her eternal quest to play the victim. Did they shout at you or shout at the staff?
“They did offer this to me but I turned them down. With Marcus and I working so closely on the FSM - well you all must have seen his tweet that was clearly directed to me and only me - I thought I better let some other mithering ninny have a moment in the spotlight.
Are you familiar with my tip jar?”
There has to be a word for that feeling you get when someone you really admire on Twitter 'Likes' one of her tweets.
It is known in chambers as preparing the case for the Defence. I think it is safe to assume she has read the KS article, and is treating the witness as hostile.
Were the chamomile tea bags in the shop?
She's changed her bio AGAIN so that it no longer includes the ~feeding 3 on £20 a week~ thing
Fantastic. Mine is sent also, was unsure at first whether to actually name and shame but I think I agree there's no need, unless they respond and ask directly. Let's see what response if any we get.
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Thankyou. Was just about to go and abuse my local post office staff, but after reading this tweet, I shant.
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