Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Anonymous One]

(sorry for the spam I’ve been avoiding black dog head tit by giffing)

Your gifs are helping more people with the black dog than Jack’s Good Food for Bad Days ever did. Have some bitcoin.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

No tweets for nine hours. She must be celebrating a successful livestream

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Wait, I'm reading the recipe for headrush spaghetti and the instructions are so confusing. The sauce doesn't seem to be heated up, just mixed together. You just "add the cream and white chocolate" to the garlic and mushrooms. Are we just adding squares of chocolate? Are there chunks of chocolate in it? I'm guessing it was meant to be either melted or grated or something, but she doesn't actually tell you to do any of that.

I will follow the recipe to the letter..
Is it against Tattle rules for there to be an, "I followed a Jack Monroe Recipe" page on Twitter?

 

[Flumps]

I'll do the Headfuck Spaghetti.. It's just so, Well, bleeping hell!

Mate, I feel like someone responsible should stage an intervention at this point. However, I do reeeeeeaaaaaalllllllyyyy reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyy want to read your review of this horror. I mean, assuming you survive and that and we're not all #RIPTUIT #withtheanglesnow

 

[JoyceDivision]

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She also has SEVERE fibroliealgia

 

[FridayFunDay]

(sorry for the spam I’ve been avoiding black dog head tit by giffing)

This is everything
My first actual laugh out loud and it was a proper belly laugh. I can't stop watching and I can't even share it with anyone in real life. They just dont get it.

 

[Pixieboots]

She also has SEVERE fibroliealgia

And she's a martyr to the liepolar disorder.

 

[Emmapism]

For @Alansbigplate and any other Fraus having a bit of a rit one. You are the wind beneath my wings

 

[FridayFunDay]

I wonder if Jack laughs at the gifs when she sees them.

Alan, you have great talent. Not only for getting the right gif at the right time but for tirelessly framing our heroine in the best possible light. Dear heart, thankyou

 

[jenny2603]

No tweets for nine hours. She must be celebrating a successful livestream

Could be life saving surgery on the splinter.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I hope it helps to know that you make my ouchy black doggo head a bit better with your gif-ts

Your gifs are helping more people with the black dog than Jack’s Good Food for Bad Days ever did. Have some bitcoin.

It means everything!

 

[MancBee]

No tweets for nine hours. She must be celebrating a successful livestream

Or Louisa has hidden the phone chargers.

 

[Alansbigplate]

For @Alansbigplate and any other Fraus having a bit of a rit one. You are the wind beneath my wings

Hahahaha perfick

I wonder if Jack laughs at the gifs when she sees them.

Alan, you have great talent. Not only for getting the right gif at the right time but for tirelessly framing our heroine in the best possible light. Dear heart, thankyou

Chef Putin’s kiss to you

 

[Toffee finger]

@Alansbigplate your gifs are the best
I would love to have been a fly on the wall when Jack saw the Nigella one!

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I refuse to believe the lobster story. There is no way she could cook one lobster, let alone two without them clamping themselves to her unruly labia or some such nonsense. Unless and until the recipe for Valentines Ouchy fan Lobster is published I call bull.

With the lobsters, all I can think about is 'Derek and Clive' (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore) doing a sketch on the worst job they ever had was picking the Lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's hole.

 

[Pixieboots]

For @Alansbigplate and any other Fraus having a bit of a rit one. You are the wind beneath my wings

The anchïoade eggy farts lifting us up into the stratosphere.

 

[Alansbigplate]

The anchïoade eggy farts lifting us up into the stratosphere.

 

[FridayFunDay]

The anchïoade eggy farts lifting us up into the stratosphere.

Eugh

Can you imagine sharing a bed with her.


No... don't try to imagine it.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

(Who the duck is Gabriella Lindley?)

 

[Blurp]

Could be life saving surgery on the splinter.

Still unconscious from the general anaesthetic required to remove the biggliest splinter ever in grubby finger.