Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Thank(space)you]

I know it's too early but I can't resist because I'm always on an incy-grunka these days and although this is NOW we can pretend it's then dear hearts

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Jack Monroe #103 sentient squiggles; the squiggles fight back

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Now duck off

 

[ScamSandwich]

I cooked a Persian meal today. Rice with chicken, sour cherries from the jar, slices of almonds and yoghurt. Huge portion, cheap and tasty. HAD SECONDS and thirds.

 

[MancBee]

I cooked a Persian meal today. Rice with chicken, sour cherries from the jar, slices of almonds and yoghurt. Huge portion, cheap and tasty. HAD SECONDS and thirds.

You're a greedy goblin, aren't you? Did you shovel it into your face hole?

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Can we have a Jaccident list? Separate to the list of (severe) medical conditions

@HotesTilaire who is that in your profile pic???

 

[Mel Donte]

Lots of love to you @Alansbigplate and any other fraus who have ouchy brains at the moment. I hope that your black dogs soon turn into cheeky little puppies and scamper away.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Every time I see a pair of those nana earrings hanging on for dear life I think this, she needs proper backs on them else they'll be looted by the Disney mice or end up embedded in a limb (call the plastic surgeon !)

I bet she jumped when they pierced them. Not that she's over dramatic of course, she'll have just had some sort of traumatic flashback induced by the piercing gun, and couldn't help but throw herself to the ground and howl.

 

[Harrybosch]

I might go next. I have a copy of TCC and have made one recipe that was completely sub-par in all honesty. I'm not a great cook except for a few well practiced favourites like chilli or a spag bol but I am interested and I try. Looking through the book to see what I could attempt. This is the one I made before, note the bleeping tale of woe. She's like the black & white 'before' part of a JML ad. View attachment 305022

And on the seventh day, She made soup.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Lots of love to you @Alansbigplate and any other fraus who have ouchy brains at the moment. I hope that your black dogs soon turn into cheeky little puppies and scamper away.

 

[HotesTilaire]

@HotesTilaire who is that in your profile pic???

She’s nobody. You can make one at thispersondoesnotexist.com

 

[Cookiecookie]

Probably made up to humiliate her parents more than anything else, I reckon.

Does being a sugar baby, and having pay pigs count as sex work?

 

[Smeghead]

MAKE THE ANCHOÏADE!

Never Say ANCHOÏADE Again!

 

[MarmiteExtract]

She’s nobody. You can make one at thispersondoesnotexist.com

Thanks, that’s the sort of creepy post I like to read just before bed

 

[ScamSandwich]

You're a greedy goblin, aren't you? Did you shovel it into your face hole?

I DID want to mention my face hole but I forgot because I HAVE GOT ADHS!!!! I was shoving it in like an excited puppy but now you have DESTROYED my evening and insulted my cat who bought the ingredients. Have also tripped over one of her toys (I AM JUST SO UNLUCKY!!!!) and was unconscious, hence the radio silence while you were all evil and laughing. Now I am of course unable to be interviewed by ITV 3 where I was supposed to come in with my maverick knowledge to solve the Middle East Conflict!!!!!
I will delete my profile now...and activate it again in 2 minutes.

 

[Smeghead]

(sorry for the spam I’ve been avoiding black dog head tit by giffing)

Hooting in bed!

 

[Cookiecookie]

I'll do the Headfuck Spaghetti.. It's just so, Well, bleeping hell!

Imagining Mrs TUIT secretly preordering Just Eats now

 

[LucyPeach]

Never Say ANCHOÏADE Again!

Shan’t

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Imagining Mrs TUIT secretly preordering Just Eats now

Hahaha! When I said we lived in the a end of nowhere, I wasn't joking. We're too rural for amazing things like Just Eats!
Directions are given like, 'Ye know the field O'Dwyer puts his cattle in for half of June? Well, the lane down the side of that which brings you out by that wall Duffy has been building for 5 years? Opposite there.'
(I'll be getting something out of the freezer just in case!)

 

[traumatised sideboard]

After enforced cookery, hot lettuce, finger-splinters and foot-shards, how long do we reckon until Louisa goes out for the proverbial cigarettes? The last post to her Strava will be a mad dash down to Dover, disappearing somewhere across the Channel. Ten years later, in a desolate part of Eastern Europe, a quiet upper class lady in a provocative shroud tends her crops with a haunted look in her eyes. It will take decades to heal from her trauma, possibly even longer than it will take Jack to recover from fracturing her eye socket on a tap. For now, she is just grateful that nobody in this part of the world knows what the duck anchoïade is.

 

[Chip1984]

yes when the South African guy comes over and the house isn’t finished yet, maybe she’s made a chandelier out of a load of torches too or just get Louisa to hit the hazards

On a grunka but saw this and had to chirp in to say "Full beam"!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

@FridayFunDay I stopped following EastEnders when they killed off Heather Trott. Blimmin Ben Mitchell!!!!