I do find it odd that she as a cook cannot cook or grasp the basics of cooking. Most people can throw someting reasonable together from about their mid teens. I made my mum and dad a tuna pasta bake when I was 13( basic but adequate for my age) she still before this level and she's outing herself as a professional cook.
Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!
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Have you seen the episode where he keeps a wee mouse in his pocket? Just brings it out, pets it a bit, puts it back then continues his painting.Nooooo! Don’t ruin Bob for me. That’s my go to happy place, where you can block out the horrors of the world and watch as he makes stuff appear just using coloured gunk.
@TurnedUpInTipp pleeeease make Headrush Spaghetti. It has white chocolate and dried mushrooms and even Jack has taken the recipe down, but the internet never forgets!
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Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
Headrush spaghetti with dried mushrooms, white chocolate and cream. 82p.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...
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Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
Bloody hell
(sorry for the spam I’ve been avoiding black dog head tit by giffing)
1. we love you, never stop the gifs. they give us life.
2. big hug
3. my boyfriend has just noticed that whoever's face you put jack on, it looks like his parents' next door neighbour
Please. It's Marmite spaghetti for the win, as any cool kid knows.
Also, (Farnsworth voice) GOOD NEWS, you are no longer the last of your kind.
Oh god, I'd almost forgotten about this recipe but now that you mention it, I remember reading it back in the day. I definitely think someone should try this, I genuinely want to know what it tastes like (without having to make it myself)@TurnedUpInTipp pleeeease make Headrush Spaghetti. It has white chocolate and dried mushrooms and even Jack has taken the recipe down, but the internet never forgets!
Headrush spaghetti with dried mushrooms, white chocolate and cream. 82p.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...
Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
MAKE THE ANCHOÏADE!
Why white chocolate?? She doesn’t explain why and I’m quite freaked out. I understand chocolate in a molé, usually an unsweetened cocoa powder, but white chocolate, garlic, & mushrooms with pasta sounds rank@TurnedUpInTipp pleeeease make Headrush Spaghetti. It has white chocolate and dried mushrooms and even Jack has taken the recipe down, but the internet never forgets!
Headrush spaghetti with dried mushrooms, white chocolate and cream. 82p.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...
Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
Fixed that for you. No need for the rest of it.
Christ alive! That should be called Headfuck Spaghetti.@TurnedUpInTipp pleeeease make Headrush Spaghetti. It has white chocolate and dried mushrooms and even Jack has taken the recipe down, but the internet never forgets!
Headrush spaghetti with dried mushrooms, white chocolate and cream. 82p.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...
Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
That is the product of an unbalanced mind.
This is also apparently one of her many seduction recipes
I'm starting to think it goes like this:
Jack: "Hey baby, thanks for coming over. My mushroom and white chocolate pasta will be done in a few minutes."
Victim: "Oh tit! I mean, mmmm so delicious, you know what, let's skip dinner and go straight for dessert.
PS please clean your nails."Jack: "SEDUCTIVE JACK WINS AGAIN!!! Wait a sec, let me tweet this."
I am truly concerned at the thought of what effect that gif might have on our Jack.
Massaging raw sausages with filthy hands? That’s quite niche.
I refuse to believe the lobster story. There is no way she could cook one lobster, let alone two without them clamping themselves to her unruly labia or some such nonsense. Unless and until the recipe for Valentines Ouchy fan Lobster is published I call bull.@TurnedUpInTipp pleeeease make Headrush Spaghetti. It has white chocolate and dried mushrooms and even Jack has taken the recipe down, but the internet never forgets!
Headrush spaghetti with dried mushrooms, white chocolate and cream. 82p.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...
Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
Could try washing hands, leaving her hair alone, maybe even learning to cook?
I'll do the Headfuck Spaghetti.. It's just so, Well, bleeping hell!
Wait, I'm reading the recipe for headrush spaghetti and the instructions are so confusing. The sauce doesn't seem to be heated up, just mixed together. You just "add the cream and white chocolate" to the garlic and mushrooms. Are we just adding squares of chocolate? Are there chunks of chocolate in it? I'm guessing it was meant to be either melted or grated or something, but she doesn't actually tell you to do any of that.
Is this the seafood tina art? I’m grunking in thread 49 but I also am unwell and may be having a fever dream that I saw this mentioned.
I hope it helps to know that you make my ouchy black doggo head a bit better with your gif-ts
(sorry for the spam I’ve been avoiding black dog head tit by giffing)
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