I very much enjoyed 'there just be lurkers' my
I very much enjoyed 'there just be lurkers' myExcuse the typos, was fumin!
He’s not thereAhh, totally forgot she's transcended the 9-5 the rest of us mere mortals are forced to endure... the lazy bastard.
Does SB take himself to school then?
I hope he goes past a Greggs on the way.
I think you'll find she has a BADLY infected finger arising from a SEVERE splinter. Now FUCK OFF.What time is the Guardian thing supposed to be? There is no way she'd cancel because of a splinter is there?!
Yes, exactly. She took the photo deliberately to only show half of the top part. And what happened to the bungalow being freezing & draughty?Ah OK, I (foolishly) didn't realise that this was a double fronted fridge (not sure if that's the right term but whatever) when she posted the pic of it. So that means that when everyone was asking 'where's your other stuff' and she was answering 'in the door' she was again being completely disingenuous because the fact is, it's probably all in the second unit and she just didn't want to admit how large the fridge is! The way her photo is taken, too, is cropped so that you can't see the left hand bit of the fridge, because that would indicate it's just half of the unit itself.
ETA also the reason the fridge is in the hall / large foyer is not because of the temperature of the kitchen, is it? It's because it's too freaking HUGE to fit into her kitchen.
Part of the problem is that if you’re so absorbed in your own world that you think all ingredients are interchangeable and mince has different percentage of fat because ‘it just does’ and you shop for the same things at Asda once a weekAnd in season, local veg are often cheaper too, which is important to a lot of her followers. She is so tone deaf.
I think you'll find she has a BADLY infected finger arising from a SEVERE splinter. Now FUCK OFF.
It's the kind of excuse I would have half-jokingly used to get out of playing netball at secondary school
It's the kind of excuse I would have half-jokingly used to get out of playing netball at secondary school
No irons in her house. I means she's actually doing something professional a quick iron would do wonders.
Genuinely impressed here but on past form suspect this new, professional approach will prove to be more of a redemption blip than an arc.
A switch flicks and she's ON? Like Holly Willoughby or something? Who on earth is she trying to fool? Certainly not anyone who's ever seen her insta lives / DKL / Lingreenie
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