When now husband moved in with me in 2012 he brought the contents of his kitchen cupboards. One day he cooked me a butternut squash and sage risotto. The sage was a little bit tasteless so we checked it - best before December 1998
When now husband moved in with me in 2012 he brought the contents of his kitchen cupboards. One day he cooked me a butternut squash and sage risotto. The sage was a little bit tasteless so we checked it - best before December 1998If she is using herbs and spices from 7 years ago she has proved she is not a cook. There would not be any flavour left
It's only caused grief on here Jack because you are an attention seeker who told us about the cheese in the first place!!
Funny how a woman so afraid for her safety is delighted to have a complete stranger leaving soap on her doorstep, isn’t it.Or :
Which one of my neighbours is stalking me on twitter.
How about Pink "I've got Money now ""Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his song, telling my whole life with his words, killing me softly"
His = Tattle
This one's for you Jack. Dedicated.
Shout out to Jack!
And, now we have the 'people don't want me to have nice things' again. Have all the nice things you want, big grapes, tiger bread, out of season vegetables, expensive cheese from Wairose, No one gives a flying fuck. Just stop the damaging cos play.
Just spat my wine out at that. Whichever one gets C-Vords giving me a hug would be reetMate I don’t know whether to nominate you for a pride of Britain award or a Victoria cross medal.
Shove them in her greedy goblin mouth and eat with moany groany sighs of joy as they all slip down her throatBUT SHE'S 90% VEGAN YOU SQUIGGLE what would she do with free eggs and butter?
What about when they saw her flat on the floor with her arse in the air?View attachment 305971
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Not even while you were sawing a for sale sign down, or scampering about in your skip?
I feel much the same now, trying to laugh but Louisa must be on way over 300k a year.Shut the absolute fuck up, you gaslighting piece of shit. Jesus fucking Christ. This is unconscionable. Stop with your DARVO bullshit. Why the fuck are you doing this? Why are you so determined to be this person? It's fucking abhorrent to lie and lie and lie and lie (about the smallest of fucking things) and then do this fucking reversal of roles bullshit. You're being called out (incredibly mildly on Twitter, less mildly on here) because YOU ARE FUCKING LYING. You aren't the victim. You are perpetrating a fucking falsehood that has actual real life effects on other people. You aren't the saviour of anyone, you aren't the poster child for anything, you are making a fool of yourself. This is just fucking embarrassing. Give it a fucking rest.
(Sorry @Silver Linings, obvs not aimed at you. Also sorry everyone else, but this is such fucking triggering shit that I can't deal with it.)
You are not going mad.Butter. Obviously there was the miso butter thing the other day. But I seem to remember back in the mists of time (which is probably just a few weeks of Jack time) that she was constantly going on and on about butter and how much she loved it and how thickly she spread it on her soft soft softy soft bread. Or am I going mad?
Fraus, I'm never going to catch up so I'm skipping today's mayhem, however...she totally bought these herself, didn't she?
Thankyou! This is exactly what's been in my head for weeks now.What the F*CK is the point of all this. Like wow, yeah, you can make your weekly shop come to £20 when you've only got to buy some fresh meat / veg / bread the occasional bag of rice ***BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL THE OTHER STUFF ALREADY IN YOUR LARDER, 3 FRIDGES AND A FURTHER 3 FREEZERS!*** What's the revelation / skill / but most importantly, WHAT IS THE POINT?
Yes absolutely xFraus, I'm never going to catch up so I'm skipping today's mayhem, however...she totally bought these herself, didn't she?
And, now we have the 'people don't want me to have nice things' again. Have all the nice things you want, big grapes, tiger bread, out of season vegetables, expensive cheese from Wairose, No one gives a flying fuck. Just stop the damaging cos play.
Even your dimmest followers are thinking why do you need to stick to a £20 budget when your fubble is so obviously loaded?
You've gone too far now, Alan, my beloved Bowie does not deserve this!For the avoidance of doubt my gif to you was suggesting I cannot be arsed
ETA here’s one I did earlier tho
While she is a terrible, self-serving person and this no doubt translates to her parenting, at least SB’s lovely dad works in Greggs and so no doubt brings home yumyums and other treats on the regular. He’s clearly not underfed so, given the calorie count of Jack’s recipes, we must assume his Dad and the secret Ocado deliveries feed him an ample amount.Hold on.......(again)
So Bubble Buddy can go off and buy whatever she wants.
Jack has to buy Bubble Buddy's meals out of her weekly shop.
Jack buys herself treats of duck eggs and mussels as she fancies them.
Jack buys followers treats of chocolate and crisps and pisses money on postage for them.
Her son gets one small gingerbread dinosaur that has a bite taken out of it??
Is there really nothing else for her son? No chocolate? No crisps? No curly wurlys? Not even a pack of fucking maize snacks?
Forget about the soap on the doorstep, please someone leave something bloody decent on the doorstep for that boy
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