An advent calendar? Why not just buy the bleeping stuff you want, when you want it???
It was cheese, dipped into marmite and butter. She was laying naked on her sofa at the time I believeWasn't she dipping slices of butter in marmite and eating them at one point
OR you could take the white price label off instead of faffing around with graphics. Or would that mess with your web of lies?
If that’s true then they are both as nasty as each other.
Same. I have no idea what any of these things smell like.Here we go with a bit of nostalgia to get the crowd going. She's my age. She doesn't really remember these things never mind use them
calling it now, she’ll start the “When I was younger we couldn’t afford/parents didn’t believe in advent calendars, so as an adult I buy myself 67 per year, all reduced to 10p in Asda in December 3rd” before the evening is out.An advent calendar? Why not just buy the bleeping stuff you want, when you want it???
Did you know that her grandad died????
Yes ... Johnson's baby powder that's been involved in multiple lawsuits
The only reason I know of some of them is because of mum/granny/older sister. My sister is 8 years older and would've got the bath pearls at Christmas. I would've been too young for that kind of stuff. Why does she do it. I guess she has an older following and this tit is how to get them goingSame. I have no idea what any of these things smell like.
Yep. Me too. I’m about 6 years older than her and have no idea what that fern thing is or Old Spice or any of it.Same. I have no idea what any of these things smell like.
...and allow genuine talent the tv and print opportunities otherwise afforded to the deceptive persona you are cosplaying.No one gives a flying duck. Just stop the damaging cos play
Why the duck would you have some secrets? You're a food writer and a chef, your JOB is to tell other people how to make things. Can you imagine if an actual chef posted on Instagram or something "check out this delicious thing I've created/discovered that will revolutionise this food for an entire group of people!...I'm not gonna tell you plebs how to make it though "I'm stood over the hob making homemade baked beans to have on jacket potatoes later and scrolling through Jack's website. Her recipes are filled with unfulfilled promises! Here's another one...vegan pie glaze View attachment 305362
That tweet!!!It was cheese, dipped into marmite and butter. She was laying naked on her sofa at the time I believe
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Am I the only one who just wants a small piece of chocolate and a picture of a star in my advent calendar? I mean, why the duck would I want baby powder, vaseline, and some old man aftershave?She’s oddly obsessed with advent calendars. View attachment 306007View attachment 306008
On a mini grunk but wow this shopping budget Bellshill is ridiculous!! How, how (and sorry if I've missed something) has no one said, but what about the miso butter aubergine!!
And thanks to you lot, lovely cabal, I had a SEX DREAM about r Jackie, unruly labia and all (im gay which makes it more understandable but ) im so unbelievably traumatised, and I completely blame you lot.
However, I'll forgive you as you have been giving me some rare laughs whilst going through a grim break up in lockdown!
Rattling the tip jar for my therapy...