Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

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TriviaNewtonJohn

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I feel really lazy but I just donate money to the local food bank. I never have any time to do food shopping so do that online as well.
 
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Pocahontas

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Boyo said:
True but you would have to endure the 20 minute monologue about how difficult it’s going to be to sing and how this is the ‘new thing’ she’s doing today and people have always told her that she should have a 12-album deal but she wasn’t confident enough and....and...ad inf.
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And then the lift would judder back to life and the doors would open and you could jump out just as she took her first steadying breath.
Ah, no. I’d wait until she got through the song, for a laff.
 
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discokebab said:
The Head, Disney's Robin Hood and Shredder were some early objects of infatuation for me.
Later, my best friend told me the Head looked like Katie Price's ex and I can't unsee it. I still think Robin Hood is a stone cold *pun-adjacent alert* fox.
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Fun fact: uncle Phil from fresh prince was the voice of shredder.
 
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I bet BB could only got through this weekend bc she made more than usual and long trips to the bathroom of the shitty bungalow to get herself cheered up reading tattle. That way she was always up to speed what JM is posting. L, admit it, you are laughing more than we do sometimes!
 
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Oh lordy, Imperial Leather is trending at no 4 on twatter. They will be giddy with delirium and scampering around like an excited puppy 😬
 
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StudleyRoger

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discokebab said:
The Head, Disney's Robin Hood and Shredder were some early objects of infatuation for me.
Later, my best friend told me the Head looked like Katie Price's ex and I can't unsee it. I still think Robin Hood is a stone cold *pun-adjacent alert* fox.
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I did once look up the Robin Hood voice actor to see if he was as dreamy his voice suggested. (Nah.) :ROFLMAO:
 
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Boyo

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Harrybosch said:
Then/now, truth/lies, who can say?

If the definition of work includes live tweeting the progress of a splinter in your finger, maybe a great shag is sex work?
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Can you imagine...”Oh well, if the splinter is as big as you’re making out, I’ll give the hand relief a miss tonight. What? Oh, well thank you but it’s the snarly teeth, you see. I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable putting it in there. What about....huh?....what the?....unruly la....oh Christ, look here’s some cash but I’m off. Sorry.”
 
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emmer_moans said:
Surely Bubble Buddy will have food money too...why still just £20?!
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Perhaps Jack isn’t including the fancy Waitrose deli counter cheese in the £20 budget. Jack spends £20 at the greengrocer and Asda, while BB Louisa tops it up at Waitrose.
 
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