Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

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@Flumps - advent calendars are great - for our particular bank we need them a couple of weeks before the start of December as some parcels can sit around for a week in the warehouse due to rotation blah blah blah.

And along HarderFaster's vein. Choccies and snacks good, money good but random cheese, gourmet items and dubious pate/animal innards not so useful.

Kisses to all who support foodbanks and other similar ventures whether its with money or bits and stuff 😘
I always put in advent calendars and chocolate coins. We do donations via our school and the kids help pack the bags, I like to put in seasonal treats as it could be the only treats some kids might get. I always put in dog food and sanitary products too along with staple foods. Our food bank is good as it will tell you what they’re short of so there are not a lot of duplicates .
 
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If you had to be stuck in a lift with Soap Jack, Bond Jack or Tank Jack which one would you choose? I would personally choose to simply lay down and die.
 
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If you had to be stuck in a lift with Soap Jack, Bond Jack or Tank Jack which one would you choose? I would personally choose to simply lay down and die.
I vote Bond Jack with sore finger not eyeshadow-ed black eye. She MUST be wearing double denim though
 
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She's getting more and more like a tit Jerry Seinfeld routine from 1995. "What's the deal with soap dispensers?"
 
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The word “Nannas” really annoys me, it just sounds so derogatory. Why not “Grandads”...did they not have and use bubble bath? When it’s used it’s always in a slightly “oh she’s an old woman” way. Boils my piss (not a JM recipe)
I hate it too, BB. It’s bleeping derogatory - like ‘nanas’ are stupid, basic and twee just because they’re older, women, and have children who have children.
 
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Jack is such an active campaigner always calling out injustice and agitating for change.

Just look at her bravely and fearlessly being anti racist by wishing she wasn't aware of it! Those pesky BIPOC, always disturbing her peace by being the target of vile racism. URGH. Won't anyone think of the impact this has on Jack? She's trying to gather opinions on her followers favourite brand of SOAP for duck's sake!

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Now imagining Jack sat at her extender dining table with some lye and rendered large, a la Tyler Durden.
I am Jack’s clawing desperation to be recognised. For anything. Literally, ANYTHING.
 
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If you had to be stuck in a lift with Soap Jack, Bond Jack or Tank Jack which one would you choose? I would personally choose to simply lay down and die.
Tattle Jack please. I wish I'd actually said something to her. Or something around her about ice lollies.
 
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If you had to be stuck in a lift with Soap Jack, Bond Jack or Tank Jack which one would you choose? I would personally choose to simply lay down and die.
I vote Bond Jack. She would be easily convinced to belt out an acapella rendition of The Spy Who Loved Me.
 
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i can't wait for her hot take on the mary wollstonecraft statue in 3 weeks time
 
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Jack is such an active campaigner always calling out injustice and agitating for change.

Just look at her bravely and fearlessly being anti racist by wishing she wasn't aware of it! Those pesky BIPOC, always disturbing her peace by being the target of vile racism. URGH. Won't anyone think of the impact this has on Jack? She's trying to gather opinions on her followers favourite brand of SOAP for duck's sake!

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She's like 2 days late as per usual. I was scrolling through the replies and found this from a squiggle:
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If this is true it's quite sad - doesn't excuse the initial tweet at all of course. I was just struck by the empathy shown here and realised that I could never imagine something similar occurring to Jack, let alone her actually type it out.
 
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I vote Bond Jack. She would be easily convinced to belt out an acapella rendition of The Spy Who Loved Me.
True but you would have to endure the 20 minute monologue about how difficult it’s going to be to sing and how this is the ‘new thing’ she’s doing today and people have always told her that she should have a 12-album deal but she wasn’t confident enough and....and...ad inf.
 
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I hate it too, BB. It’s bleeping derogatory - like ‘nanas’ are stupid, basic and twee just because they’re older, women, and have children who have children.
Its tit and ageist. I think Jack used it re the shopping trolley.
 
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I notice Nigella is getting a lot of love on twitter and JM isn't involved - has Jackie gone off in huff? Just a bit strange because she was bum-licker in chief not that long ago?
 
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