Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Silver Linings]

 

[Lanie]

Her mate had more patience than me. If I was bubbling with someone who spend all of a Sunday moaning about a splinter. I'd be away off out somewhere. Do you think that's why she tweeted about so much her friend went away because they got tired of look at sad sack and her little poorly finger. Also I broke a class last week I brushed it and hoovered it to make sure I got it all and have hoovered everyday since. So far no broken glass casualties.

 

[Lastoftheflumps]

Honestly. I would never use mayo as a substitute for butter. I don’t eat butter anyway. I use vegan spread mostly but why on earth would you use mayo in place of butter?

I have to say I’m not the biggest fan of mayonnaise but if I ever do use it it would go on a wrap or sometimes on chips

Why would you want to replace butter with mayonnaise. What is the purpose of that?

Why would you need to act like a martyr when you have cash?

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I can't figure out for the life of me why she needs to lie parts of her dining table on the kitchen counters. To make it ever so slightly higher? Why? Here's an absolutely mad concept: just cooking in the kitchen as is without any ridiculous set ups. Another mad concept: if the space is unsuitable for the work, maybe let them get someone else who is prepared

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Silver Linings]

A day late, as per usual.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

But what about pads/tampons, washing up & laundry products, and toiletries I’ve never seen any of these in her shops?

If asked, she would definitely say she used a menstrual cup or reusable pads.
Jack, my pleasure, you can have those suggestions for free

 

[Scarletfever]

Part of the problem is that if you’re so absorbed in your own world that you think all ingredients are interchangeable and mince has different percentage of fat because ‘it just does’ and you shop for the same things at Asda once a week leaving Ocado out of this then you won’t be very seasonally aware.

This is one of her main issues, she is so self absorbed and egotistical. She hasn't developed her knowledge or expertise since she started. Her food/nutrition knowledge and basic skills are completely lacking. You are not Nigella just because you're untrained or else all the rest of us who are untrained are Nigella too.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

The puppet from art attack. She's does hold the same charisma as him tbf.

he was chaotic demonic bad vibes too

 

[Fruitjack]

I will say that the cannelini thing did serve 2 with green veg perfectly well. Don’t worry, I’m taking the other half for lunch tomorrow; I wouldn’t make anyone else eat it

 

[Scarletfever]

I notice Nigella is getting a lot of love on twitter and JM isn't involved - has Jackie gone off in huff? Just a bit strange because she was bum-licker in chief not that long ago?

 

[lilamay]

Think she has changed her Twitter Bio...TV chef- dear hearts, I laughed up a lung
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Don’t think she was a tv cook before was she? She’s desperate to get back in tv.

Oh dear... Jack, saying something doesn't make it true!

 

[SoulRebel]

Am I being thick if it’s £20 per week that makes £80 where does the extra £6.90 come from?

I'll show you my workings - £20 a week x 52 = £1040. Divided by 12 = £86.67.

 

[Cookiecookie]

I'll do the Headfuck Spaghetti.. It's just so, Well, fucking hell!

Imagining Mrs TUIT secretly preordering Just Eats now

 

[Eurgh]

I'm having issues moving on from the miracle of the finger.

Not that I believe a word she says but she messes with her pictures so much it’s highly possible that she’s flipped it so left is really right. Or she’s just lying for attention...

 

[Boyo]

Yes, there was also Rachel Khoo's My Little Paris Kitchen. Tiny kitchen. Amazing food.

Yes and I seem to recall she was always pottering about with no shoes on, so her kitchen floor wasn’t akin to a glass recycling plant either.

 

[Flumps]

Cool your jets I’m on it

Slacker. Dino nap is it?

 

[MancBee]

Tattoo on little finger

Bloody awful tattoo on little finger......that's better.

 

[Scarletfever]

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Not even while you were sawing a for sale sign down, or scampering about in your skip?

What about when they saw her flat on the floor with her arse in the air?

Or was that a load of steaming horseshit?

 

[Squandaaaaa]

On a slightly relevant note - we're approaching the November to March season at the foodbank where everything goes completely to shit for numerous reasons. However, the most fun we have is this is the time of year where we get donated the strangest items. I've never established the true why for some of them but in my head its this...
"Quick, we need to clear this shit out the cupboard so we can get 40 varieties of Christmas chutney in there! Its out of date? WHO CARES"
"The paupers should appreciate foie gras and kangaroo pate as they dine around their single plant pot candle"
"I am getting FIT in January so here, have all my chocolate"
"I do not want this gift set"
"I was going to try Veganuary but what the fuck is mock duck"
"I have purchased 20 yellow sticker yule logs and now feel very guilty"
"ALL THE MINCE PIES FOR THE POOR"
"I will donate *only* prune juice"
"I say, this jar of pickle is half used - I know who needs it. The foodbank"

I could create a blog where I create only from the out of date or completely unusable donations but I would fear my long suffering husband would leave.

Are chocolates appreciated? I always get them from customers at Christmas but don’t eat them as I’m Vegan. I donated them last year but won’t do it again if they could go else where.