Mate I don’t know whether to nominate you for a pride of Britain award or a Victoria cross medal.Re: Headrush Spaghetti. I'm not saying I ran so @TurnedUpInTipp can walk, but 2017 Moglits was a fan of Jack's (ssh) and made it.
Now. Three years is a long time, but it wasn't...bad. It broadly worked. I mean, as a Thread 2 Caballer, I am willing to take one for my fraus and herrs and make it again to the absolute letter (as I seem to remember making some small tweaks, like actually roasting the garlic rather than burning my house down), but at the same time if TUIT already has their shopping list of white chocolate and dehydrated mushrooms, then...
I've written this before but our coven has grown since then - tried and tested Jack recipes from memory...
- Chickpea falafels - they're alright
- Red bean and dumpling soup - pretty good, provided you don't mind the minky (teehee) colour
- Feisty Soup - ignore the title, it's alright. Good for blasting away a cold
- Peanut butter and jam cookies - good, in the way that child-made cookies are good and taste vaguely like Play-Doh
- Mushroom, lentil, and ale pie - actually very good, but subject to a lot of tweaking
- Spinach dumplings - absolute disaster, and I could tell from reading the recipe, but gave it a punt and ended up with a pan of floating leaves and flour clumps
- Come to Bed Parmigiana - nice! No-one came around to bone me tho
- Salad bag pesto - made it, didn't die, it was absolutely gross
I think there's more...
Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!
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Mate I don’t know whether to nominate you for a pride of Britain award or a Victoria cross medal.
Exactly, she does not even realise what clues she is giving off. If you are poor or not even poor, you don't shop like that. It is pure GREED! If it was a huge amount of other veg and it was nearly off and she had bought it to cook a massive meal (to put it into the freezer or,even better, share), yes, but not for the sake of it.
YAY HER FINGER IS CURED!
Me too, but I think that every single Frau and Herr of the coven have reached that advanced state to call her/himself a medium. Bc we literally start to shake with our whole bodies when there is fraud in sight/creep alarm.
Jack: 'I love sprouts! I'm going to finely slice them, then add a sprinkling of totally dry herbs. Going to waft them past an open window, mix in some stuffing then cook them inside a shoe'
Fingernails aren't.
This new abomination confirms to me that Louisa is lying about her dislike of pasta
That's one way of getting round having to Facetune your photo to within the nearest atom 
Ah Brussels, more parping in bed then! 
A random selection. Brussels and apple stew, anyone? Xx
A random selection. Brussels and apple stew, anyone? Xx
I don't know why she can't just have a lard and ham sandwhich like the rest of us.....A ‘chunky’ version of her salad bag pesto.
Oh my GOSH!!! Well spotted.
What a ninny head she is; she made all that huge fuss and has now ballsed up the ouchy finger narrative with this pic. How long will it stay up, lol.
I'm sat here in shock over the photo of her lunch. It's not pesto it's wet salad leaves covered in oil 
Those mushrooms are large, but no way are they as big as her face. It is called perspective. She is holding the mushroom closer to the camera (phone).
It brings to mind Father Ted, these toy cows are small, those out there in the field are far away. Small, far away.
It brings to mind Father Ted, these toy cows are small, those out there in the field are far away. Small, far away.
Cabal...he’s a comedian. This could be some meta-trolling by him
Jack, i’m shattered. Are we in the larder or not? Asking for my thumbs.
This may be naff but if she really did eat the bum off the biscuit that’s just awful.
This may be naff but if she really did eat the bum off the biscuit that’s just awful.
What’s up - you not having fungi?
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I have an effing zoom call now. All I can say is I can’t wait for eleventybillion hilarious comments when I catch up later 
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