Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Into_the_tunnel]

Before I go and scream into the void, why is she telling people in the latest “Mac and slop” recipe not to put anything metal in the microwave?

Who exactly does she think her readers are? Toddlers?

Hnnnngggggghhhhh.

 

[Bleurghgram]

I’m BUSY but are multiple soaps trending BECAUSE of her or is she just getting involved? If she’s relevant enough to start two trends, stop the world, I want to get off.

 

[NP]

Sorry Jack, someone beat you to a vegan Klingon Gagh 12 years ago.

Vegan Klingon Gagh

The beet is the melancholy vegetable, the one most willing to suffer. You can’t squeeze blood out of a turnip . .. Tom Robbins Jitterbug Perfume Does that mean that Beets are inherently Kling…

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[Grizzlybear]

More dry as a bleeping bone pasta

 

[Satisfying Click]

Over on IG, she has really cranked up the saturation on the photos - check out the table below the photo and compare the wood

 

[bananasplit88]

Dry red pasta filled with pond slime. Her crimes against food are escalating.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Eurgh]

Why not give them some publicity then? Your mate Dave would love the shoutout to a million eyes I’m sure!

 

[Grizzlybear]

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Why is she buying stuff if she doesn’t know what she’ll use it for? I tend to plan/prep what I’ll make after having a snoop for what’s on offer and buy bits to fill in the gaps?!

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Why has she been getting all that horrible manky veg from Asda when she could have been going to her good friend Dave the greengrocer all along?

 

[Mustard]

Eating her cooking could be one of the live challenges. I would rather take my chances with the maggots and tartantulas.

Oh good, today is 'what's your faaaaavourite leaf' Jack for all that cheapy cheap cheap, boring engagement

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Boots used to do their own oatmeal soap. I also liked the Culpepper soaps like Stephanotis and Jasmine. Coal tar and Pears reminds me of my Auntie’s house.

 

[Satisfying Click]

The greengrocer and the bakers, she is LOCAL AND MINDFUL REMEMBER - she's one stop away from bumping into Bert from Mary Poppins

 

[NP]

So £20 is now expected to extend to feed 3 people when she couldn’t even manage to feed 2 last time without finding random ingredients in the cupboards Ocado shop? Are the frozen leftovers ever going to be eaten?

 

[Gnomic Gnome]

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I still think it weird that she named a dish for Allegra, Come to Bed Carbonara and for Louisa, Come To Bed Parmigiana you’d think Jack with her mAvErIcK brain would be a little more imaginative

It’s not even original. Mom did it first!!!

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[Emmapism]

Is she ticking another thing off the cabal list? Actually going to the greengrocers like she said she would? Colour me surprised! Good. She's middle class and she can afford to.

 

[Harrybosch]

Are chocolates appreciated? I always get them from customers at Christmas but don’t eat them as I’m Vegan. I donated them last year but won’t do it again if they could go else where.

Check with your local foodbank. Ours actively asks for chocolate around Christmas time. They put hampers together for families and ask for very specific items to create these. Boxes of non-alcoholic chocolates are on the list.

 

[emmer_moans]

So £20 is now expected to extend to feed 3 people when she couldn’t even manage to feed 2 last time without finding random ingredients in the cupboards Ocado shop? Are the frozen leftovers ever going to be eaten?

Surely Bubble Buddy will have food money too...why still just £20?!

 

[Montrachet]

Jack's new SocMed mentor? Pleased to have been featured in his latest video, it is easy to see their respective influence upon one another's body of work.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack's new SocMed mentor? Pleased to have been featured in his latest video, it is easy to see their respective influence upon one another's body of work.

mmmm this really showcases her niche doesn't it?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Exactly Alan, Karen and Nana being used the same way. Call your actual Gran whatever you want, but used in a derogatory way.... piss off. It’s also woman who use both these terms a lot, way more than men in my experience

this is v valid and I’ve definitely called some of her tit nana tit before, it’s not something I’d ever thought about so really sorry fraus I won’t encourage any more nana discourse so back on topic, the topic of LARD...

lard soap - we need to pray she wants to repent for her palm oil sins and decides to treat us to some #content on it. Imagine an IGTV on lard soap? Heaven x

body shop are also doing some icky MLM scheme at the mo which is a shame, feels like such a deviation from what they once were.