Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Montrachet]

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@Alansbigplate

 

[Silver Linings]

WHO IS THIS FOR? WHO DOES THIS HELP?

 

[discokebab]

The puppet from art attack. She's does hold the same charisma as him tbf.

he was chaotic demonic bad vibes too

The Head, Disney's Robin Hood and Shredder were some early objects of infatuation for me.
Later, my best friend told me the Head looked like Katie Price's ex and I can't unsee it. I still think Robin Hood is a stone cold *pun-adjacent alert* fox.

 

[Silver Linings]

Yeah, stupid poor people.

 

[Scarletfever]

Fake budget shop "two trips to asda" Jack is one of the worst incarnations.

Excuse me a moment, I need to get this out

SHUT THE duck UP JACK. You get milk and duck knows what else delivered. You don't include any non food items that are normal expenses.

SO STOP bleeping BENDING THE TRUTH FOR CLICKS

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Droosie123]

So she reckons she’s feeding three of them on £20 a week, three meals a day each? (She’s the one who included SB, though we all know he’s not there) So that’s about 32p per meal each? And she buys limes, duck eggs, pomegranate, and Brussel sprouts?
Tesco are selling packets of spaghetti for 20p, but heaven forbid she should actually help people on a real budget who don’t have a ready supply of giant haemorrhage pasta, fancy cheese and a veg box on hand.

Exactly, she’s playing at poverty, same as anyone middle class who thinks they could feed their family on £20 and that poorer people are not educated enough to do it. They ignore the fact that for many families, the minuscule food budget occurs week in and week out with no end in sight.
They can’t just splurge £2.40 on duck eggs because they like them, their budget wouldn’t allow it. Jack splurging on duck eggs shows she has no worry about where the next £2.40 is coming from.

 

[NP]

Bollocks. She's too young for TNG (or TOS) to have been on after school. Unless we're talking about when SKY took over the franchise (satellite TV in the early 90s - fancy) and went on to show DS9 after rerunning TNG. Although she would still have been too young for something that started at 8pm. Actually seeing ST:V is vaguely possible, as that was in late 1995/6.

The movies might have been possible, as they had started flogging video box sets by then, even though they were rated too high for a child of her age to watch - but she doesn't seem to think anything about Kirk or the actual barriers that Shatner et al broke down. As though she hadn't seen them...



This is a niche that nobody should consider trampling their boots into.

I’m the same age as Jackie and we watched TNG as a family (started airing in the UK on the BBC in 1990 apparently when we would have been too young to remember, then in later years on Sky) but I don’t remember watching it after school. My dad was a massive fan and even collected the magazines that went in a ton of LEVER ARCH FILES that I don’t think he’s ever looked at ever again. I definitely remember Voyager at the weekend as we would sometimes be eating our roast while watching it. We had FANCY satellite TV but no ballet lessons or Land Rover unfortunately.

 

[Satisfying Click]

I cannot even with this charlatan anymore. This is the what, third/fourth shop with no toilet paper, shower gel/nana soap, toothpaste, bin liners, cleaning products, containers, pet food. Between three people, a cat and rabbit.

 

[Flivver]

Bollocks. She's too young for TNG (or TOS) to have been on after school. Unless we're talking about when SKY took over the franchise (satellite TV in the early 90s - fancy) and went on to show DS9 after rerunning TNG. Although she would still have been too young for something that started at 8pm. Actually seeing ST:V is vaguely possible, as that was in late 1995/6.

The movies might have been possible, as they had started flogging video box sets by then, even though they were rated too high for a child of her age to watch - but she doesn't seem to think anything about Kirk or the actual barriers that Shatner et al broke down. As though she hadn't seen them...



This is a niche that nobody should consider trampling their boots into.

I used to work with a rabid ST fan. The full-on, convention attending nerd type who worked in IT.

He described himself as a ‘Trekker’ and not a Trekkie as these were the less committed, lightweight fans in his opinion. They probably just watched the films and tv series.

There was a film about them a few years back.

 

[Pocahontas]

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She didn’t eat the bum. She did not eat the bum.

 

[Alansbigplate]

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@Alansbigplate

 

[NP]

Is Annunziata Rees-Mogg allowed to spend £2.40 on duck eggs? What if people don’t have £80 to spread over the month? She can’t keep up with her own bullshit. Changes the goalposts to fit whatever poverty game she’s playing this week.

 

[Terrible]

We’ve seen her swigging a bottle of milk, pasta, pizza, cheese, butter bleeping curry, tit tons of chocolate, giant grapes, cat food, egg yolk crisps, lentils... the leeway on store cupboard items and ‘gifts’ here is bloody Narnia.

 

[Captainmouse]

I thought the same. He's 10, not 2. Eating part of a nice treat for him is just icky and makes her look like an hole, not as funny and quirky as she thinks

If she wanted a dinosaur she should have bought herself one, that’s just mean taking a bite out of her sons

 

[sleepisforwimps]

Precisely , it’s all just bollocks. There’s no way in hell shes just spending £20 a week 3 people (she’s probably spending Buddles money

I’ve never seen anyone apologise for using expensive pasta and claim it as a present.
Just duck off , can’t she admit she’s no longer poor and can afford more expensive food.

She is such a fraud

We used to buy giant pasta from Aldi, it wasnt expensive so why claim it is gifted?

 

[Begborrowsteal]

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Why is she saying that it was for 2 adults? That shop was when she was alone, no?

 

[ChickenPorridge]

And still people call her inspiring

 

[HotesTilaire]

Oh @Alansbigplate you're really on form, I know it’s OT but I am helpless with laughter. Father Dougal Jack had a really cursed face as well, I’m absolutely crying laughing.
Most amusing thing Jack has ever done!
I wonder if we could “retro cost” what she posts (I say we as I cannot be arsed doing it) so you know, adding the approx value of the unruly labia pasta shells, plus the salad bag pesto (when did she last buy a salad bag?)
Also I’m now thinking of salad fingers- he has the hellscape aesthetic that Jack’s food has
Edit - autocarrot

 

[NP]

She’s being so irresponsible again. “I don’t need to up my budget (not that I ever actually stuck to £20 in the first place) to feed a whole other adult because I’ve proven that I can feed the 5000 on £20. BuT dOn’t You GamMons UsE my RecIpEs AgAinsT Me”