Penetrating wounds are not as easy to do with a load of makeup..And she “swept and mopped thoroughly last night” and still a mysterious rough piece of broken glass materialised from nowhere? Chinny reckon.
At least we’ve been spared the gory photos this time!
* Caught in a pension day stampede at the Post Office.We should probably come up with some new injuries for her to fake, keep things exciting. I'm going for the following:
1. Hit by a stray tennis ball.
2. Bitten by a mad horse.
3. Trips and lands headfirst in a skip.
4. Unspecified boating incident
5. Steps on a mousetrap.
6. Flattened by a runaway trampoline.
7. Slips on a giant grape.
8. Is accidentally catapulted from a see saw
9. Punched by Judith Chalmers
10. Stubs toe on a hibernating tortoise.
* BB being 'taught' how to cook and accidentally holding her face down in Dhal/Curry
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