Have you seen the episode where he keeps a wee mouse in his pocket? Just brings it out, pets it a bit, puts it back then continues his painting.Nooooo! Don’t ruin Bob for me. That’s my go to happy place, where you can block out the horrors of the world and watch as he makes stuff appear just using coloured gunk.
Bloody hellI might go next. I have a copy of TCC and have made one recipe that was completely sub-par in all honesty. I'm not a great cook except for a few well practiced favourites like chilli or a spag bol but I am interested and I try. Looking through the book to see what I could attempt. This is the one I made before, note the fecking tale of woe. She's like the black & white 'before' part of a JML ad. View attachment 305022
(sorry for the spam I’ve been avoiding black dog head shit by giffing)
Please. It's Marmite spaghetti for the win, as any cool kid knows.I honestly would prefer a bowl of spaghetti with Worcestershire sauce or Henderson’s relish if you are vegan which I am than any of the rubbish she punts online.
Those carrot cumin and kidney bean burgers give me the actual boak
Everything she cooks just looks horrid
Oh god, I'd almost forgotten about this recipe but now that you mention it, I remember reading it back in the day. I definitely think someone should try this, I genuinely want to know what it tastes like (without having to make it myself)@TurnedUpInTipp pleeeease make Headrush Spaghetti. It has white chocolate and dried mushrooms and even Jack has taken the recipe down, but the internet never forgets!
Headrush spaghetti with dried mushrooms, white chocolate and cream. 82p.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...web.archive.org
Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
Why white chocolate?? She doesn’t explain why and I’m quite freaked out. I understand chocolate in a molé, usually an unsweetened cocoa powder, but white chocolate, garlic, & mushrooms with pasta sounds rank@TurnedUpInTipp pleeeease make Headrush Spaghetti. It has white chocolate and dried mushrooms and even Jack has taken the recipe down, but the internet never forgets!
Headrush spaghetti with dried mushrooms, white chocolate and cream. 82p.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...web.archive.org
Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
Fixed that for you. No need for the rest of it.
Christ alive! That should be called Headfuck Spaghetti.@TurnedUpInTipp pleeeease make Headrush Spaghetti. It has white chocolate and dried mushrooms and even Jack has taken the recipe down, but the internet never forgets!
Headrush spaghetti with dried mushrooms, white chocolate and cream. 82p.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...web.archive.org
Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
This is also apparently one of her many seduction recipesOh god, I'd almost forgotten about this recipe but now that you mention it, I remember reading it back in the day. I definitely think someone should try this, I genuinely want to know what it tastes like (without having to make it myself)
I am truly concerned at the thought of what effect that gif might have on our Jack.
Massaging raw sausages with filthy hands? That’s quite niche.No idea but remember sex work covers a lot of jobs and there are as many kinks as there are people, maybe all that greedy goblin facehole chat is really doing it for some 'specialist' niche interest group.
I refuse to believe the lobster story. There is no way she could cook one lobster, let alone two without them clamping themselves to her unruly labia or some such nonsense. Unless and until the recipe for Valentines Ouchy Fanny Lobster is published I call bullshit.@TurnedUpInTipp pleeeease make Headrush Spaghetti. It has white chocolate and dried mushrooms and even Jack has taken the recipe down, but the internet never forgets!
Headrush spaghetti with dried mushrooms, white chocolate and cream. 82p.
Traditionally, on Valentines Days gone by, I would knock up a pan of tagliatelle with a slow-cooked chilli and tomato sauce, hand torn basil and parsley, a few finely chopped olives and two lobster...web.archive.org
Also the intro claims she used to cook lobster on pre-poverty Valentine's Day, but didn't she learn to cook by reading labels on jars of Lloyd Grossman sauces when poor OH GOD JUST PICK A STORY AND STICK TO IT
Could try washing hands, leaving her hair alone, maybe even learning to cook?I am truly concerned at the thought of what effect that gif might have on our Jack.
Is this the seafood vagina art? I’m grunking in thread 49 but I also am unwell and may be having a fever dream that I saw this mentioned.I refuse to believe the lobster story. There is no way she could cook one lobster, let alone two without them clamping themselves to her unruly labia or some such nonsense. Unless and until the recipe for Valentines Ouchy Fanny Lobster is published I call bullshit.
I hope it helps to know that you make my ouchy black doggo head a bit better with your gif-ts
(sorry for the spam I’ve been avoiding black dog head shit by giffing)
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