I watched this why is she so monotone? If you don’t want to do it don’t do it. Also if you’re thanking people just say bloody thank you. She’s actually an ok singer a few singing lessons wouldn’t go amiss but bloody hell. I’ve heard more upbeat eulogies than that waffle.
1. I feel like You Tube is stalking me as all my recommendations are now for Jack Monroe.
2. Look another job/talent/joke to add to THE LIST
3. How is the FINGER?
I've just hooted!This exact bit!!
Ong there is as well!Why when you zoom in are there little pink dots all over her face?
But then why the need for the dining table’s middle section over the sink and units in the kitchen?Every time she films from home she does it in the shed, in the dining room, on a camping stove, on a random plank of wood...
It's so she has something to blame when things go wrong. She always needs extenuating circumstances. God she's tiresome. Is the splinter out yet?
Ong there is as well!
Oh hey I made these once back in my student days. Emphasis on "once"...
So she won't have to "duck under the cupboards"But then why the need for the dining table’s middle section over the sink and units in the kitchen?
I remember wondering whether she would electrocute herself live on air. Wonder what Fireman Dad had to say about the snakes' wedding of cables and sockets? To say nothing of the trip hazard.So she won't have to "duck under the cupboards"
I also forgot that when she was doing the DKL broadcasts from home she bought one of her many Cotswold units through and put it in the middle of the kitchen so she could face the camera. So that's another setup. Can you REMEMBER the fuss she made about that?! And all the extension leads!
‘Button up a denim’
Yep, she could have all this so nicely organised by now that it works like clockwork...So she won't have to "duck under the cupboards"
I also forgot that when she was doing the DKL broadcasts from home she bought one of her many Cotswold units through and put it in the middle of the kitchen so she could face the camera. So that's another setup. Can you REMEMBER the fuss she made about that?! And all the extension leads!
It's a form of procrastination, I know when I have difficult stuff to to deal with I often skirt around the edges of of until it is too late, then it hits me full in the face and I am unprepared. It's like making beautiful revision timetables but not actually revising.But then why the need for the dining table’s middle section over the sink and units in the kitchen?
If there was a thankyoux in there I would have been certain she wrote it herself.I'm staying away from here for the time being as she is making my shit itch. Just been on twitter and she's all up in my feed about making a white sauce for a bread and butter puddingwhat the absolute fuck? Please can someone stop her? Meant to share this the other day too and forgot. Will be back soon when I can face catching up on last few threads View attachment 304823
I am reminded of “veiny cock hands”! Sorry! That’s going back a bit.OT but every time I see your profile pic I think I have a skinny boaby on the screen.
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