This just made me howl with laughter. Oh god this thread is such a dream. I love it so much. I can’t cope with her this week. She’s at peak hole level.
Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts
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Instead of swimming lessons, I'm thinking of Louisa going for cooking classes behind Jack's back
NO, IT‘S ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!
But.....it’s not. It’s not exactly the same, I’ll give you that, but it’s the same SORT of thing?
NOOO! GET THE duck OUT OF MY NICHE! I INVENTED THIS! ALTHOUGH I‘VE SAID I DIDN‘T, WHAT I MEANT WAS THAT I DID. COMPLETELY! MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
she is defo spending qual time with BB. Every move they make is documented on Twitter! There is no time to engage.
There is currently a twitter argument going on with her former BFF Owen Jones regarding a certain feminist author Helen Lewis.... I give it about 40 minutes before she wades in on the TERF wars pretending she is the absolute expert.
Or PA could announce and we could have a newly coloured in election sheet with lots of nice blue and red hearts.
Either way it would prevent a fourth base picture
.ETA I spoke too soon. There is now something on Instagram. I don’t know what it is. It looks like it was meant to be a stew but lost its way somewhere between first and second base.
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Are they meant to be two separate dishes?
Is she actually going to do the performative poverty shop with LC? A ‘nan’ trolley each?
I don't have the emotional energy to wade through all of the threads that I've missed (I think I joined around #93), but I'd love to relive the weird sideboard modelling shots through your eyes, Housefraus! I've read the thread where JM waded in, but can anyone point me toward the Viv (RIP) dress/sideboard thread. I've done a search, but coming up with too many options. Thank you!
Bubble> Buddle > FBuddle!!!!
Today she has already used the phrases “chat tit get banned innit” and “fam”, and I’ve cringed so hard I’m looking at my large intestine.
YOU ARE A MIDDLE CLASS WHITE GIRL WITH PROFESSIONAL PARENTS, BROUGHT UP IN A DETACHED FIVE BED IN SEASIDE SUBURBIA. Stop using black vernacular, you embarrassing little scrotum.
ETA - according the the 2011 census Southend is 91.6% white. I assume an even higher percentage in the retirement haven of Thorpe Bay. Get to absolute duck, Jackie.
YOU ARE A MIDDLE CLASS WHITE GIRL WITH PROFESSIONAL PARENTS, BROUGHT UP IN A DETACHED FIVE BED IN SEASIDE SUBURBIA. Stop using black vernacular, you embarrassing little scrotum.
ETA - according the the 2011 census Southend is 91.6% white. I assume an even higher percentage in the retirement haven of Thorpe Bay. Get to absolute duck, Jackie.
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Ooh look, jack’s made more brown sludge in a bowl. Times two. YAWN.
Just pure oil.
So they've had soup for lunch then soup for dinner? What greedy little goblins they are.
13th June. Thread #26.
"Fam"? Dear God in heaven, will this woman ever grow up.
@HarderFaster got there before me and much more eloquently.
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