Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying

[Montrachet]

I never realised unruly labia could be such a draw.

this is from a fictional article in the book I'm reading atm.
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Talking of books, I thought Jack could take some inspiration from James Blunt's new tome if she and her publishers are struggling. Jack, reclining on an unruly labia inflatable in a puddle, wearing a gifted Vivienne Westwood (1941-2020) number. They could just play around with the title, ever so slightly.

 

[J4n0Z]

100 threads?!

Blimey, how am I gonna find time to grunk all of these? Oh well, off to try. Better than sat here fretting about the results of the election anyway.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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But the question is Jack will they arrive? Considering your postal service is worse than a blind carrier pigeon with one wing.

 

[Mel Donte]

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Jack also once proposed the amalgamation 'Common' https://threader.app/thread/1123712569544462338

 

[kachoochoo]

and now this in my book! I'm getting really creeped out and this book is creepy enough anyway!

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

I wonder how many of you Fraus working from home would think this as a day's work? I wonder how many employers would consider it a day's work?


Sarcasm?

I've sent 28 emails today (yes i just counted my sent items) does this make me employee of the century in jack-land? In real life I've actually been procrastinating a fair amount, in my line of work 28 by 2.30 is actually pitiful...best duck off and do some work

 

[chocolate choux]

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Just letting any potential stalkers know where she is. So stupid. Also I wish now she’s giddy, happy Jack she’d take potatoes off her pinned tweet. I hate it.

We didn’t need any more reason to believe the police are not involved, but here it is regardless. If you were being stalked they would tell you not to post such private information online, especially not to a public profile. They can only help you if you help them/yourself - not in a victim blaming way, but in a don’t-post-your-exact-movements-online-for-everyone-to-see way

 

[J4n0Z]

I cheated and just read this one super quick.

Have I got this right, Louisa is moving back in? Is she quite, quite mad?

 

[Montrachet]

and now this in my book! I'm getting really creeped out and this book is creepy enough anyway!

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In other news, it appears that she is still up to her old blocking tricks - when not rushing down to the Post Office after being exposed for failing to deliver.

 

[sleepisforwimps]

From her latest auto tweeted recipe, for minestrone soup.

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I am disabled and it takes me forever to chop veg so when I cook something from scratch (hang on here Jack, this is going to rock your world!) I chop the veggies and THEN I heat the oil. Tah dah!

 

[MooBelle]

Hello @MrsOgre I am contacting you from the past...
On 3rd October you tagged me in a post and I have just read it!! It was about Jack claiming her son 'sat with her at the table every night'
Now dear friends, we of course know that this not true don't we? She has readily admitted he as the Dad's '3 weekends out of 4'
However, i suspect much more...
Sorry, going back in time to my Grunkal

 

[Captainmouse]

Still only up to thread from 3rd October.
Just wanted to say that I've got to the bit where Jack's face is being superimposed onto gifs of Tom Cruise and have laughed so much my asthma has been set off!!!!

God i love you lot xxxxxx

Just wait! You ain’t seen nothing yet. Grab your inhaler!

 

[Silver Linings]

SB gets eyelid sausages and her followers get chocolate bars. Right.

 

[Pocahontas]

Still only up to thread from 3rd October.
Just wanted to say that I've got to the bit where Jack's face is being superimposed onto gifs of Tom Cruise and have laughed so much my asthma has been set off!!!!

God i love you lot xxxxxx

Oh, Moobelle. If you liked that, you’re in for some more @Alansbigplate treats

 

[crystaleyesd]

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SB gets eyelid sausages and her followers get chocolate bars. Right. View attachment 300478View attachment 300479

Imagine joking with a total stranger on twitter and she goes and buys you a Twix and then demands your address - totally normal, absolutely the most normal behaviour ever.

 

[Silver Linings]

This is not normal behaviour.

ETA - exactly, @crystaleyesd

 

[crystaleyesd]

i CaN't AfFoRd BuTtEr...

(That's at least £20 on chocolate bars for randos on the internet. Then the postage. What the actual duck...)

 

[Silver Linings]

If you’d sent her your hard earned money you’d be pretty cheesed off. Her whole life is her twitter hits.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Wow, wow, wow. She's posting 23 things. That's so much hard work. Amazing. Someone giver her a medal.

And then she can stand up with her dad during the queen's speech. I bet they stand and salute during the national anthem too

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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SB gets eyelid sausages and her followers get chocolate bars. Right. View attachment 300478View attachment 300479

She was complaining her food shop would be going up with Louisa moving back in *rattles tip jar* and now she’s buying randomers chocolate. Make it make sense?