The sheer cluelessness of claiming to be a workaholic not Dom any tweets after admitting to being in bed ALL day. Without even mentioning the full, long summer and half autumn sat on her arse doing sweet fuck all..Totally deluded, she wouldnt survive the easiest of jobs, she needs to look the word workaholic up!
and, how can somebody who can’t cook teach somebody else to cook? she doesn’t understand the basics,
sheeesh
so they made 3 incredibly simple recipes, jack the pro cook still managed to fuck up a JACKET POTATO and somehow it's louisa's fault because she was a slow learner
I'm starting to read everything she writes in the voice of Uncle Colm from Derry Girls..
How do you manage to fuck up a baked potato Jack??
Miso aubergines? Completed it, mate.
I'm old enough to remember his arrest for "an act of gross indecency" in a public toilet (1975, according to Wikipedia). His career, sadly, didn't really recover.I always heard he was gay.
Can't believe this was only a month ago!!Good evening Cabal. This is your time travel update because I must admit it is killing me not being able to respond in real time!
Today is October 6th. I have written it very deliberately that way as is the way of our still very American Jack. Well, at least she is still calling Nigella 'Mom' and claiming 'America' is her 'second biggest audience'
No Jack, your 'second biggest audience' is Tattle.
Apparently that poor kitten was tortured way more than we feared and Jack used it as an actual bra for some sort of free Only Fans thing. This is beyond disgusting. At least she's stopped threatening to get a dog.
Did she ever hand in her poverty porn book?
Her child was ill and she broadcasted over Twitter how she threw out his bed linen. Because people actually do that apparently?!!!!
She also managed to photo the poor kid in his pants which is even more atrocious than the kitten porn.
I have also become aware that William Morris fabric is replacing bit coin as by way of payment for jobs/services rendered. Is Vlad aware of this? Has anyone else received a pair of curtains graded by the minimum wage? I can only know for sure when i finally catch up to real time...
Also she has apparently fallen off the wagon. This may, or may not be true. If it is true then I genuinely feel sorry for her. However, her track record for saying shit for the sake of Likes and sympathy does make me think it may not be true. That is also a horrible thing to do, especially as so many Fraus have told us their own tales of sobriety and how hard it is.
As flippant and jokey as this is, My heart goes out to any of you who have been triggered by her nonsense.
Anyhoo, apologies for the essay, i now will fall back in time to the 6th of October...
Has she ever mentioned togarashi before or is this her new anchoiade?
yup I'm only a month behind but at least 20 threads!!!Can't believe this was only a month ago!!
Has she ever mentioned togarashi before or is this her new anchoiade?
Hahahaha yes.I'm starting to read everything she writes in the voice of Uncle Colm from Derry Girls..
Is she going to add 'teacher' to the CV?
LecturerIs she going to add 'teacher' to the CV?
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