Miso aubergines? Completed it, mate.
Also - it’s not ironic if everyone knows, you massive tool!
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Also - it’s not ironic if everyone knows, you massive tool!
blurstoftimes
VIP Member
No offence to anyone here but adults who call their parents mummy and daddy give me the williesSparing a thought for Daddy, with the bungalow porch ONLY! and no Post Office to go to
Fruitjack
VIP Member
Lion Bar? That well known snack of choice for lactose intolerant vegans who don’t eat sugar.
Shesaidwhat?
VIP Member
Oven cooked jacket potatoes? You just shove them in the oven 180° for an hour and a half, there’s really not much to learn.
PoorPatrol
VIP Member
Kind Jack is my new least favourite incarnation. Why is she being so nice, she’s not nice, this is fucking creepy. Although, as many of the cabal have noted, she is the master of not committing, not posting, and talking shite. Let’s see if a pic of a mangled bag of monster munch really is Tweeted to her with thanks from Aussie squiggle....in about two months.
Harrybosch
VIP Member
Wow, wow, wow. She's posting 23 things. That's so much hard work. Amazing. Someone giver her a medal.
Formal Chicken
Active member
Oh you’d be fine with it would you?
I bet you didn’t ask permission before posting someone else’s cook book yesterday. Which I notice you’ve not deleted after saying you would. Twat.
ScamSandwich
Chatty Member
My cat once disappeared. I was beyond myself, called my friend who doubted it was me who was on the phone despite seeing my name on her display but with a voice she had never heard before bc I was in so much distress. I walked around like a zombie for days. Thank god she was found and looked a bit rough. She hates the fireworks, too and I always prepare a box with blankets that put any rock stars's studio to shame and she stays there all the time until everything has stopped. I plan ahead bc the dates are...erm...well-known...
I also started to doubt JM because after kittengate she went to Edinburgh and was clearly on a high. None of my friends who had lost pets would have been in such an upbeat state.
I also started to doubt JM because after kittengate she went to Edinburgh and was clearly on a high. None of my friends who had lost pets would have been in such an upbeat state.
MancBee
VIP Member
I really think it is time someone else took a turn at making one of Jack's soups.
Anyone?
Someone at the back there?
You here at the front, you'd like to do it wouldn't you?
How about you hiding your face with a copy of "Depressipies"?
Nobody..........Ah well, at least no ingredients will be wasted. As you were.
hydeist
Chatty Member
God the bloody cutlery drawer looked like that back in 2019!Have we seen this gem before? Ruby T interviews dear Jackie. In this particular gem we learn that Jackie learned all about curing meats working at a supermarket counter.
“I look back and nearly all of my early jobs were in food,” she recounts. “Darren at Debenhams taught me how to cook an egg on the hot plate, and at the supermarket I worked at, I was on the cheese and ham counter for a while. My god, that was fun. I learned loads about cheese and curing meats.”
Jack Monroe Has Written a Cookbook for Food Bank Users
The food writer and campaigner rose to fame in 2012 after her blog on food poverty went viral. She tells us about ‘Tin Can Cook,’ the canned food recipe book she wishes she’d had as a food bank user.www.vice.com
ETA apologies for the overuse of gem. I'm tired.
PoorPatrol
VIP Member
This Bubble Buddy shit is going to give me a bloody stomach ulcer from cringing so hard! What the hell!! For one, she doesn’t need an effing BB 
, two, just come out with it or keep it to your stupid self. We know you mean Louisa you vile cretin. Either stop over sharing every dull moment, or be clear. Shows what contempt she has for the people she Tweets at day and night. Louisa, you are being manipulated by an overt narcissist, Google it at least.
, two, just come out with it or keep it to your stupid self. We know you mean Louisa you vile cretin. Either stop over sharing every dull moment, or be clear. Shows what contempt she has for the people she Tweets at day and night. Louisa, you are being manipulated by an overt narcissist, Google it at least.
Inigomontoya
Member
Frauen, what will become of us?
LennyBriscoe
VIP Member
So none of this was the cat-astrophe she was making out to be...
...not even sorry
happy Friday lovelies!
...not even sorry
happy Friday lovelies!
Walnutss
VIP Member
In SB's case he just shouts here comes the moneeeeyyyyy when Louisa walks in the room
Silver Linings
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Imainlylurk
Well-known member
I'm not a lockdown hardliner and understand why all the clauses/exemptions exist, but the way Jack goes about it is to consider what she *can* do, rather than consider how to reduce risk. Like, your kid has to go to school and see his dad and that's obviously non-negotiable, but beyond that you can limit what you do and who you see and she just doesn't seem to think from that point of view at all.
colouredlines
VIP Member
People who set off random fireworks are dickheads, but isn't the 5th of November the day when you know it's going to happen in England? If this were happening any other evening she'd have a point, but it isn't and she doesn't.
MancBee
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Am I the only one that doesn't think those items go together to make a coherent meal? Just a load of individual dishes that do not compliment each other.
