She turned 32 in March.
Look for the bare depressipes
The joyless bare depressipes
Forget about your capers and your spice!
I mean the bare depressipes
Yes, Jack Monroe's dour recipes
That aren't a real necessity of life
Wherever she argues
Wherever she moans
She has to go back to her crappy home
Matt Tebbutt's hooting with sheer glee
At being Jack-free on TV
If you don't care for the lemon bantz
Well aren't you just a fancy pants?
But if you're feeling blue
The bare depressipes of life
Will come to you
They'll come to you!
This is brilliant - brava!Look for the bare depressipes
The joyless bare depressipes
Forget about your capers and your spice!
I mean the bare depressipes
Yes, Jack Monroe's dour recipes
That aren't a real necessity of life
Wherever she argues
Wherever she moans
She has to go back to her crappy home
Matt Tebbutt's hooting with sheer glee
At being Jack-free on TV
If you don't care for the lemon bantz
Well aren't you just a fancy pants?
But if you're feeling blue
The bare depressipes of life
Will come to you
They'll come to you!
@Saturn. I think you need to be my Mrs BT.
That tweet was hilarious.
Finally has our favourite JM follower created a new account as Stuart to avoid suspicion?!
Fabulous *chef's kisses all round*Look for the bare depressipes
The joyless bare depressipes
Forget about your capers and your spice!
I mean the bare depressipes
Yes, Jack Monroe's dour recipes
That aren't a real necessity of life
Wherever she argues
Wherever she moans
She has to go back to her crappy home
Matt Tebbutt's hooting with sheer glee
At being Jack-free on TV
If you don't care for the lemon bantz
Well aren't you just a fancy pants?
But if you're feeling blue
The bare depressipes of life
Will come to you
They'll come to you!
Our theme tune as we all file into court?Look for the bare depressipes
The joyless bare depressipes
Forget about your capers and your spice!
I mean the bare depressipes
Yes, Jack Monroe's dour recipes
That aren't a real necessity of life
Wherever she argues
Wherever she moans
She has to go back to her crappy home
Matt Tebbutt's hooting with sheer glee
At being Jack-free on TV
If you don't care for the lemon bantz
Well aren't you just a fancy pants?
But if you're feeling blue
The bare depressipes of life
Will come to you
They'll come to you!
I’m sure I read a post about her weakened knees from carrying all those cookbooks for the Kickstarter.
I also thought Jack was 31?! That was what was going around a few threads ago!
@Saturn. I think you need to be my Mrs BT.
That tweet was hilarious.
Finally has our favourite JM follower created a new account as Stuart to avoid suspicion?!
Your Alfie Boe & Michael Ball suggestion is inspired. My personal vision is for Jack to sing it first, giving it her haunting a cappella treatment in a hotel room. It will go viral. Ed Sheeran will record six different versions with guest artists - my preferences would be Stormzy is 72 years old, Gary Barlow, Dua Lipa, Sting, Lulu and David Essex.Absolute genius!! This needs to reach a wider audience. You're on Twitter, aren't you? I wonder if we could get Alfie Boe and Michael Ball interested?
I echo your sentiments 100%. The invisibility of depression means that it's distressingly easy for bandwagon jumpers and con artists to monetise it. The 'foreward by Matt Haig' rings alarm bells for me. I know that this may be an unpopular opinion (he is not without talent, and many people say they have been helped by his writing) but I believe him to be a fraud, too.Dear God.
Reducing such a serious mental health problem as depression to a stupid little quirky word to try and copyright is so distasteful. I find it hard to believe that anyone who has genuinely suffered from depression or attempted suicide as many times as Jack claims would be so careless with their words. Depression isn't a bleeping joke. Absolutely disgusting to see it being bandied about like this. Depression still isn't taken as seriously as other illness, and this is part of the problem. You wouldn't dream of publishing and applying for copyright on recipes for people "feeling a bit cancery", how dare she use vulnerable people like this. It has touched a bleeping nerve here. She's a bleeping charlatan.
Nah, def different kitchen.The photo of the kitchen in this article where Jack is doing something odd with peppers in 2013 looks suspiciously like the one of her crappy bungalow where she is making amazing discoveries today?
Jack Monroe: ‘I want to be treated as a person, not as a woman or a man’
She was the poster girl for austerity Britain, and then she suffered a breakdown. Jack Monroe talks politics, party frocks and being transgenderwww.theguardian.com
I wish I knew who to find photos of her current kitchen but I'd swear it was the same one.Nah, def different kitchen.
Hob is built in in the article, but crappy bungalow has the hob which doesn't line up to the work surface but WAS correctly fitted by a gas safe engineer or summat.I wish I knew who to find photos of her current kitchen but I'd swear it was the same one.