Jack Greatlish #11 UK's most expensive player. Catch him at the Etihead, or on Raya

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MrsGrealish

MrsGrealish

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Oh, Jack how we love you so, but why do you wear such stupid clothes?
 
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jade1818

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SuperNurse said:
OMG he looks rather tipsy πŸ₯΄ look st how low those trousers are, ffs could of gave us a backward shot jack! And the cap!

Just duck me now πŸ’¦
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The cap on backwards does things to me more then my ex done for me in the 4 years we were together πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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unofficialtea

misselaineious8 said:
Thread suggestion: Jack Grealish #12 -Piledriver thighs, and goal scoring knees, someone hire him a stylist please please please

ETA: Thanks to whomever first called them piledriver thighs - have now adopted this
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This has the most reactions, so should we go with this?
 
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misselaineious8

misselaineious8

Teal Deal said:
I love this, the piledriver thighs quote was just epic πŸ™ŒπŸ»
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It really was *chef's kiss* - can't remember who said it though - regardless it's going to be part of my vernacular now

MrsGrealish said:
Fine. Just stay away from anything flammable.


Jack dont need to touch me for me to orgasm. My ex couldn't do it touching me and using an instruction manual.
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Ugh that reminds me I haven't been blessed with a sleep orgasm for a while - was hopeful last night when Harry Styles gatecrashed my dreams unexpectedly - alas 'twas all very PG. :-(
 
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