Jack Greatlish #11 UK's most expensive player. Catch him at the Etihead, or on Raya

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Kai Havertz is so underrated on tattle. His face bone structure is insane. He looks like a high fashion model. Super pretty. And he comes across as a nice, humble guy. Very subtile. With a good sense of style. Seems like a smart guy too. I’d pick him. Him and Grealish obvs. It would be interesting, because they are total opposites lol
Couldn't agree more! Grealish is definitely my no.1 but Kai is gorg
 
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Kai Havertz is so underrated on tattle. His face bone structure is insane. He looks like a high fashion model. Super pretty. And he comes across as a nice, humble guy. Very subtile. With a good sense of style. Seems like a smart guy too. I’d pick him. Him and Grealish obvs. It would be interesting, because they are total opposites lol
Havertz is GORGEOUS. I’ll be honest though I’ve basically just got tunnel vision for Jack. No one hits the right *mental* spot the way he does
 
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Also Pickford can’t belive I missed him out I know he would toatally destroy me 😩😩


Like JPEA GIRLS BACK ME UP




Think it’s the lighting
Not a Pickford fan but I’m so down for Pickford looking like he eats ass 😂😂
 
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I had a really vivid dream last night Jack wanted to shag me but it was obvious he was a fucker as he wanted my friend as well so I turned him down & chose my husband 😫😫😫🤣
 
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Thread suggestion: Jack Grealish #12 -Piledriver thighs, and goal scoring knees, someone hire him a stylist please please please

ETA: Thanks to whomever first called them piledriver thighs - have now adopted this
 
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Jack Grealish #12 We have the thirst, we're getting greedier, you can borrow our encyclopedia
 
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