Jack Greatlish #11 UK's most expensive player. Catch him at the Etihead, or on Raya

[Delia Smith]

I’m still laughing at Sasha’s sage burning ritual thing in her vlog to ‘get rid of bad vibes’. Hun they only bad vibe is your boyfriend

 

[Teal Deal]

Lurker here but have just made an account - I have found my people!! (Amazing threads btw).

I’m mid-30s, a very organised, sensible, single, conscientious career girl. Basically have always got my shit together. Until this summer that is: I didn’t even know who Jack Grealish was 3 months ago but since the Euros I have basically lost my mind and I swear I need therapy.

I literally can’t get through an hour of the day at the moment without thinking the filthiest thoughts of what unspeakable things I’d do to him and scrolling through all those photos that are making me so horny I don’t know what to do with myself I’m like a sodding teenager again and he’s not even my type - until now the thought of any facial hair, a brummie accent and an empty brain was enough to make me run for the hills…wtf is it about him that is literally sending me into a frenzied loony? It’s a cold day today and I’m sweating to death thinking about him That Man City medical video finished me off for life

So I’ve decided instead of therapy I just need to jump straight in and surround myself with like minded individuals and hopefully get some of my actual work done in between (apologies to my colleagues for my recent slackness).

I always thought the repeated lockdowns would send me mad but not quite like this!! A bloody floppy haired, pretty-eyed, thick-thighed Adonis has got me and won’t let go!
More JG content and filth please

 

[SmeatonsStar]

Thanks to @Jen667 for the title

Recap

The JG fan / smut fic is still coming thick and fast (no innuendo intended);

His 'cousin' is still hanging around even though the common consensus she needs to get rid;

Jack's maxxing out his Raya membership and doesn't seem to care who knows;

The tabloid press are itching to reveal the hidden goss

Man City need to resolve the long short / short short issue we demanded in his contract;

More and more evidence is coming through of some pretty poor fashion and jewellery choices giving some people the ick;

However most of us still would....several times over

 

[BDY_97]

The last gif

 

[SmeatonsStar]

Memo to Jack:

Please do not deviate too much from this look

Sincerely, the world

 

[misselaineious8]

Look at our handsome boy

WTAF is he wearing - looks like he's in hospital and just snuck out for a fag

 

[Casey can]

I took my son and his pals to their football game last night and they started talking about Grealish and my son said ‘uh don’t, that’s her specialist subject, she loves him, it’s so embarrassing’
They all want their socks like Grealish now

 

[Shoequeen91]

 

[misselaineious8]

Thread suggestion: Jack Grealish #12 -Piledriver thighs, and goal scoring knees, someone hire him a stylist please please please

ETA: Thanks to whomever first called them piledriver thighs - have now adopted this

 

[cornflower]

So bored of not shagging Jack x

 

[BDY_97]

This is making me HOWL

 

[VoodooChile]

I think they‘ve just discovered the Tattle threads

 

[applecrumble7]

 

[VC10]

Id give his cock repetitive strain injury

 

[Sarararah]

Thanks.

@MrsGrealish not ashamed to admit I was a bit disappointed that she didn't put that vibr@tor somewhere else....

I'm so confused how he holds a pen

I think his teachers must have just realised he was cute, was good at football and decided job done?

You just know he was one of those kids who if he got detention the PE teacher would get him out of it because he couldn't miss training/after school clubs

Also another reason his poor mum always has that 'FFS Jack' look about her

*Disclaimer I love her, she birthed a frigging legend and everyone always comments on his politeness and manners which I always think proves great parenting from the start. Plus as a medical/special needs mum myself I can barely manage to drop my other child off to a friend's house while looking after my SEND child, so for juggling 4 kids, jack's football commitments and what would have been a heavy load of medical appointments for Holly, the woman is superhuman

 

[Shoequeen91]

Alright, own up, which one of you posted this?

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Fellow Grealish Hoebags,

We need to request a Tattle ban.

@Member compared Jack to someone called Ryan Rutledge.
For those as clueless as I was, let me enlighten you…. (See attached abomination - I may have chosen the worst photo in order to turn everyone against said member but whatevs)

@Member is obviously a thread interloper, trying to create unrest and weaken our family bonds.

I rest my case

 

[Jen667]

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Sasha deffo dressed him

That sweatshirt is definitely the most reading he's ever done

 

[Jen667]

Jack Grealish #12 We have the thirst, we're getting greedier, you can borrow our encyclopedia

 

[pastaislife]

when you look down halfway through