Jack Greatlish #11 UK's most expensive player. Catch him at the Etihead, or on Raya

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Do footballers still go in for roasting or was that a 90s thing? I'd be up for that
 
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Just Jack and Hendo. ๐Ÿ˜

But the Jack of my fantasies. Not washing machine kisser, zero-head Jack.

No Coldplay either.

Iโ€™d be happy with a dirty, fun, affectionate shag with the two of them. Iโ€™m not greedy. ๐Ÿ˜
Samesy.
But I need Ty, Mase, Dec and Dom CL on this too. Oh and that gorgeous Dane Skjaer.

Stupid me, forgot angry Pickford.
 
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I feel like I want to flip this as a question. Which footballers would you like to join a boat orgy with?!
I've always been a David Beckham fan ๐Ÿ˜
Kasper Schmeichel is ๐Ÿ˜ too. Oh and Becker from Liverpool ๐Ÿ˜
 
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Alisson Becker is a beautiful human and is such a family man which makes me love him even more ๐Ÿ˜ Pavard is quite fit in a weird way too
 
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Honestly I just wanna duck Grealish, Henderson and Stone ๐Ÿฅต maybe chilly on the side too
 
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Iโ€™ve had 2 meetings in a row where someone has mentioned JG to me today. Iโ€™m freaked out. None of these people are English or support Man Cityโ€ฆ and I have shown zero interest in football.
Am Iin the trueman show or is Jack becoming absolutely massive?!
Iโ€™m not English and not into football that much. Recently bought a special sport package to stream Premier League lol. Sad, I know.
 
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See ladies, I'm not greedy at all. Just give me grealish and I'm happy, I'll let you all have the others all to yourselves ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ
 
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My top 6 would be

Jack Mount chilly Phil Hendo stones

Theirs still many more though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Iโ€™m not English and not into football that much. Recently bought a special sport package to stream Premier League lol. Sad, I know.
Not sad! I was just shocked that they would bring him up and worried they could read my filthy mind ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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I feel like I want to go old school, Grealish can be there though. Beckham if he keeps his mouth shut, Freddy Lunjgberg, Thierry Henry, Ramos, Pique, Roy Keane ๐Ÿ™ˆ
 
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I wonder if the clubs are forcing the players to be vaxxed. I hope so
Every manager who has been asked (including Pep) as said they not able to. I think a lot of clubs want to the Government to bring it in as they worried that forcing it could see a player go to court and win.

Also Javi Puado is gorgeous, but at 23 I feel heโ€™s a bit too young for me
Wow he is very hot.

Also Javi Puado is gorgeous, but at 23 I feel heโ€™s a bit too young for me
Wow he is very hot.
 


Why does he look like he's pissed himself? Or has he dropped a drink down him?
 
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Also Pickford canโ€™t belive I missed him out I know he would toatally destroy me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


Like JPEA GIRLS BACK ME UP



Why does he look like he's pissed himself? Or has he dropped a drink down him?

Think itโ€™s the lighting
 
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See ladies, I'm not greedy at all. Just give me grealish and I'm happy, I'll let you all have the others all to yourselves ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ
Same, I just want Jack and everyone else can have the rest - Iโ€™m very generous like that ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Kai Havertz is so underrated on tattle. His face bone structure is insane. He looks like a high fashion model. Super pretty. And he comes across as a nice, humble guy. Very subtile. With a good sense of style. Seems like a smart guy too. Iโ€™d pick him. Him and Grealish obvs. It would be interesting, because they are total opposites lol
 
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Kai Havertz is so underrated on tattle. His face bone structure is insane. He looks like a high fashion model. Super pretty. And he comes across as a nice, humble guy. Very subtile. With a good sense of style. Seems like a smart guy too. Iโ€™d pick him. Him and Grealish obvs. It would be interesting, because they are total opposites lol

Oh Iโ€™ll do Kai watching hun on the pitch yesterday getting angry ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต
 
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