as a December bab, I approve of this message
as a December bab, I approve of this messageDear God/Bae,
Please let the final photos from this shoot be a collection of artistic dick pics, taken from various (all) angles. Erect. Thank you. It’s nearly my birthday month and us December babies deserve this because we get shafted every year by baby Jesus taking all the attention. Please do this. Thanks again. I’ll never post Father Bae again if you find it disrespectful.
Love Ruby xoxo
Jesus!me cropping this whilst listening to holier (hahahahha just noticed the autocorrect) belting out that bridge of aaaaMEN aaaameennn aaaaaaaaamennnnn TAKE ME TO CHURCH felt very fitting.
his torso. and eyes.
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No because I have to go out in a min and I’ll miss them all or crash my car trying to listenNah can we bring the voice notes back, I think we all have a lot to say
Omg disown her. Im not sure what bothers me more. That she thinks John stones has rylan teeth or that she isn’t attracted to anyone worth being attracted to. She can have LS he’s hot nowJust had an intense chat with my younger sister about all this as I needed rl convo. The conversation drifted to the England team and so I sent her a few pictures of the team and asked her who she found attractive. I already knew she didn’t feel anything for Bae so wasn’t surprised as she repeated multiple times in the exchange that she ‘just didn’t get it’
Her choices however…
MM, Hendo and LS which is a type for sure.
Mason mount was her favourite till I sent her more pics of Luke Shaw with his recent hair glow up.
I am beyond happy she didn’t pick my nemesis Conor Gallagherand then had to explain why I hated him so much which she definitely thought was irrational.
I sent her a load of JS pics to try and sway her to him and she was repulsed by him. She said he looks like a Essex boy with ‘rylan teeth’ and I had to stop her from saying anymore.
She did say rice was good looking until I showed her more pictures and she changed her mind which broke my #griceheart.
She had the nerve to say she’d go for Garage as well which was a right fucking smack in face.
She also said that bae always looks derpy and confused and she didn’t even like the handsome devil picture, I mean we can’t all have taste but it still hurted my feelings.
I’m so disappointed she would be a mason mount girl if she was even remotely interested in football and I am debating selling her.
This was a lot for you to wake up toJesus!
Fucking get me in a headlock with those arms!View attachment 1741000View attachment 1741001View attachment 1741003View attachment 1741005
Look at his arrmmmsss maaaaan
It really was. And now I’m meant to concentrate on work?! No chance.This was a lot for you to wake up to
I’ve given up on working.View attachment 1741000View attachment 1741001View attachment 1741003View attachment 1741005
Look at his arrmmmsss maaaaan
Like a line up at a police station with these lot and then you get a few beauts.It really was. And now I’m meant to concentrate on work?! No chance.
I’ve given up on working.
Omg you are so posh it is making me shiverat your own peril because i am having a DAY
at your own peril because i am having a DAY
Thank goodness I’m WFH because I’m cackling like a madwoman. Jack if you’re reading here, please will you show your willy else @madamchristmas is liable to do a murder.at your own peril because i am having a DAY
You’re the poshest Brummie I’ve ever heardat your own peril because i am having a DAY
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