Jack Grealish #90 The Handsome Devil Era

[cornflower]

me emailing like ‘hi can I cancel my order completely I’m tryna get over this man who has no idea who I am and him turning up in a fuckin see through plastic sleeve will NOT HELP thanks cheers have a good weekend xx’

gonna seal my letterbox with duct tape from 7th December onwards this is like tracys dog all over again

Did you put your real name on it?

what else would I put? it’s going to my home address and yas jack grealish on I think RLF would put two and two together even if I put my name down as amarah

lol at this bumper post depicting the demise of my sanity

 

[madamchristmas]

Currently crying at Euston as I type my follow up email. Jack bleeping Grealish maaaan

we might be on the same train. i am suspicious

 

[jumpmoon]

View attachment 1751967I’ve already embarrassed myself today so will save you guys the pain
Yes I did ask how it was packaged

Also! The estimated date on the website is now 29/11, what’s that about?

thank u for ur sacrifice comrade rubae
I emailed saying I have specific interests there’s no way to word this request without sounding like a fuckin pervert is there?
All my nieghbours know I’m nuts, I’m already installing gnomes everywhere so I’m not worried about the packaging really even if it comes with a flashing neon handsome devil sign, as long as I get it I don’t care. Plus maybe it will finally see Milky off with the unbridled sexual force of the image inshallah

 

[Violetroselily]

me emailing like ‘hi can I cancel my order completely I’m tryna get over this man who has no idea who I am and him turning up in a fuckin see through plastic sleeve will NOT HELP thanks cheers have a good weekend xx’

gonna seal my letterbox with duct tape from 7th December onwards this is like tracys dog all over again


what else would I put? it’s going to my home address and yas jack grealish on I think RLF would put two and two together even if I put my name down as amarah

lol at this bumper post depicting the demise of my sanity

Thoughts and prayers with you brother

I would feign ignorance and pretend it's a prank secret santa gift from someone

 

[gohdkakdbdj]

me emailing like ‘hi can I cancel my order completely I’m tryna get over this man who has no idea who I am and him turning up in a fuckin see through plastic sleeve will NOT HELP thanks cheers have a good weekend xx’

gonna seal my letterbox with duct tape from 7th December onwards this is like tracys dog all over again


what else would I put? it’s going to my home address and yas jack grealish on I think RLF would put two and two together even if I put my name down as amarah

lol at this bumper post depicting the demise of my sanity

Bab, what is sanity in this place? I haven’t even ordered the damn thing yet because I keep arguing with myself about whether I need to spend £15 on a magazine and how tf to smuggle it into the house (hence the email) when the pics will be on insta and they can’t print video but then I want to read the interview but am I actually that far gone over some man?! Ffs I need to get a grip

 

[Gattle09]

I’ve not ordered it just checked where stocks it near me and it’s just WHS Smith, on the bright side they have self service tills so I won’t look like the ridiculous middle aged woman I am. What day is it released?

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Buy a sticker-making machine, print off a sticker that says "FREE PROMOTIONAL COPY - you have been randomly selected etc" and stick it on as soon as it comes through the door.

 

[ruby1080]

The packaging doesn’t bother me, I just want the right bleeping cover. I don’t want to die and have my family discover a copy of Arena Homme Plus magazine under my bed with that other fella on the front, or that woman they posted yesterday. I think they’d understand a well thumbed Handsome Devil copy.

 

[Starttheline]

we might be on the same train. i am suspicious

Are you coming in or out? I'm in London for the night.

I PRAY that it comes in cardboard packaging OR with someone else on the cover. I am not home on 7th. Will it come on 7th or 8th? Should I reroute to a PO box? I'd need to create the PO box first. Ffs maaan

 

[cornflower]

emailed telling them to cancel it or send it in packaging where you can’t see what it is otherwise I’ll be single for Christmas and rightly so JESUS bleeping CHRIST I just want to know peace again

 

[ruby1080]

emailed telling them to cancel it or send it in packaging where you can’t see what it is otherwise I’ll be single for Christmas and rightly so JESUS bleeping CHRIST I just want to know peace again

Tracy will be knocking on the door clutching yours in the hands she picked up from some of the other discarded toys at the tip. She’ll be home for Christmas.

 

[jumpmoon]

Tracy will be knocking on the door clutching yours in the hands she picked up from some of the other discarded toys at the tip. She’ll be home for Christmas.

Tracey’s cummin

 

[Violetroselily]

Do you all need to use my address as a safe house?

 

[jumpmoon]

Bab is on the 6 o clock news being a cutie pie 🥹

 

[cornflower]

ringing them first thing

where’s their office located just in case

surely there’s a law against sending porn magazines in the post in see through packaging??? how is this right

 

[ruby1080]

Bab is on the 6 o clock news being a cutie pie 🥹

Is it an interview we’ve already seen?

 

[jumpmoon]

Is it an interview we’ve already seen?

yeah just a lil ‘good news’ ending segment on Finlay and the worm

 

[ruby1080]

More puppy

 

[madamchristmas]

Are you coming in or out? I'm in London for the night.

I PRAY that it comes in cardboard packaging OR with someone else on the cover. I am not home on 7th. Will it come on 7th or 8th? Should I reroute to a PO box? I'd need to create the PO box first. Ffs maaan

oh nah i’m coming out… was side eyeing everyone on their phone for a mo there!

guys also u are welcome to tell them that all these nice porny magazines are for your fave madam for christmas

 

[Violetroselily]