Jack Grealish #85 YES

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wonderstruck25

Well that was a lot for a first read this morning… can see it shall be one of those days in the tattle-verse.

 
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jumpmoon

Gluten Morgan from the MENTAL ASYLUM you lot seem to think I live in

I told my husband I wanted to buy a satisfier last night and he said ‘what do you need that for, we’ve got a Hoover’

But Christmas has cum early thanks to @cornflower
 
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cobette

A HOOVER
 
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2busyshopping34

wonderstruck25 said:
I do not know this dog sorry

I did buy lil prozac a pumpkin hat and this is the best picture I could get of him cause he just wanted to shake it off
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omg helo little doggy wooof woof xxxx u are so cayoot

ur fanny would be in the bin omfg
 
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ruby1080

I hope you’ve overruled him and the Satisfyer is on its way.

 
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2busyshopping34

what would u do first if u had a willy

i personally would do a seat drop on a trampoline and see if my balls pop
 
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cornflower

nearly died of unrequited love when grown-up emo bab was posted, wonder if he has any rogue emo offerings on his little playlists

ruby1080 said:
I hope you’ve overruled him and the Satisfyer is on its way.

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ffs my balls-deep-in-hormones self finds this v cute
2busyshopping34 said:
what would u do first if u had a willy

i personally would do a seat drop on a trampoline and see if my balls pop
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measure it
 
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wonderstruck25

Did I ever post a picture of when my dog used to carry around a little barbie handbag when he was a puppy?
 
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333149O

wonderstruck25 said:
Did I ever post a picture of when my dog used to carry around a little barbie handbag when he was a puppy?
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omg 🥹
my cat has a little princess dress (it’s like rubbery think it was off a small doll thing from like 2006) and she carries that around still from being a kitten, and makes noises at it
 
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2busyshopping34

i tbink id just start hanging things on it and slapping people with it and don’t think i could deal with the power of being able to piss in the street
 
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