Jack Grealish #84 ...No

[cornflower]

 

[Starttheline]

but sometimes I wonder DO i want to shag him or do I just want to be a man with a body like his (but taller with bigger willy)

I had to read this twice. I thought you were pondering whether you wanted a man with a body like his but taller and willier. Tbh that makes more sense, I wouldn't want a willy, would get in the way.

 

[cornflower]

I had to read this twice. I thought you were pondering whether you wanted a man with a body like his but taller and willier. Tbh that makes more sense, I wouldn't want a willy, would get in the way.

omg really!!!!! I’d love a willy, I would not stop wanking

 

[madamchristmas]

it’s ok everyone have an awkward hug

 

[2busyshopping34]

omg really!!!!! I’d love a willy, I would not stop wanking

if i had a willy it helicopter it everywhere and slap people with it

 

[jumpmoon]

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not the Tina Arena sis 🥲

 

[Starttheline]

omg really!!!!! I’d love a willy, I would not stop wanking

You don't stop wanking anyway

 

[wonderstruck25]

If I had a willy I’d want to wee standing up

 

[jumpmoon]

it’s ok everyone have an awkward hug

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took me a minute to work out what the PG meant on Peps duckin trousers I was like parental guidance?! PG tips?! PG Wodehouse? Procter & Gamble?

 

[cornflower]

You don't stop wanking anyway

I actually had a day off yesterday and I was alone wfh and everything. times are dark my friend

 

[sugarfairy23]

If I had a willy I’d want to wee standing up

I’d want to receive a blowy

 

[Violetroselily]

If I had a willy I’d want to wee standing up

The freedom to just piss in the street would be so nice

 

[wonderstruck25]

The freedom to just piss in the street would be so nice

Alright Kyle

 

[gohdkakdbdj]

I had to read this twice. I thought you were pondering whether you wanted a man with a body like his but taller and willier. Tbh that makes more sense, I wouldn't want a willy, would get in the way.

I did the same! I would def prefer the man with the body like his over being a man

Saw this earlier but wasn’t really the time for bantz

 

[2busyshopping34]

I’d want to receive a blowy

i keep have recurring dreams about people giving me head when i have a willy it’s so bad, i was jack in one of them last week

 

[Violetroselily]

I did the same! I would def prefer the man with the body like his over being a man

Saw this earlier but wasn’t really the time for bantz
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As if he'd win a bleeping ballon dor

Was it Agbonlahor saying this?

 

[2busyshopping34]

jg10 for salón d’or

 

[ruby1080]

is there a way of doing an interim poll id like to know ick levels on a 1-10 scale for everyone (especially @ruby1080)

Put me down for a 0.

Bae coated me with a special ick-proof solution on my last visit to the Rubot factory, so I don't think there's any way back. I've just been put on standby so I don't cause offence.

 

[Starttheline]

I did the same! I would def prefer the man with the body like his over being a man

Saw this earlier but wasn’t really the time for bantz
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Do you have the full photo because this looks like it could be a side sweep

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

When I was an impressionable teenager someone told me that the distance from the end of your thumb to the end of your little finger if you stretch them both out would be the length of your penis.

I don't think there's any scientific basis for that but it scarred me for life because I have big stretchy hands that indicate something in the region of a 9-incher.

Way too much responsibility for me. Basically a third leg.