You mean I was traumatised for no reason and might have a normal sized dick?I thought it was thumb to index finger when making an L shape?
Either way I'm happy with this
Unlike you I don't have a tape measure to hand, so I'm going full on dick pic here and giving you a can for reference (330ml can is 4.83inches tall according to Google).
Mild hypermobility cheat I think as a lot of people can't do this stretch: