where even is it? MILES from the training ground
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A classic case of just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
They’ll have people who’ll bring them anything they want. While I’d usually say somewhere rural would be more difficult for food deliveries, etc, I don’t think it’s as much of an issue here as the whole area is rammed with footballers and the local restaurants, etc, cater to that and will just deliver.
They might even keep a flat in Manchester as well? Who knows.
god I'd love it if they retained some of the interior, like the coving, flooring, dark wood and stuff. I know they probs won't and it'll be sterilised and colour-drained to hell and back but a girl can dream. still a bit mad at him for not getting a house with me tbh.
much easier to be shadier out there tho
Did anyone else wonder if Sasha will have her own wing??
I want him to leave the staircase like this, and do a photo shoot dressed as Hugh Hefner, with all of us surrounding him.
This is where he can eat his Dominoes with Skye.
This is where he can eat his Dominoes with Skye.
omg that would be the DREAM, once we exit the honeymoon period the man wouldn’t see me for weeks
I don’t think this is far from the interior Jack would choose without sashas input
Separate bedrooms like the Queen and Prince Phillip
50 shades of grey a wing for his hoes
He could definitely house a fair few of us in there. I’ll happily move into the tattle wing and just wait my turn.
omg just remembered he appeared in my dreams last night:
*really not interesting*
in one scene, I was in the Trafford centre or somewhere, and he appeared. he was wearing a kit for a European team, I think Roma or AC Milan or something? and he was looking really anxious, pacing around before scoffing like a big crepe or something and then taking a massive swig of spiced rum. I legit got so close like half a metre away from him and omg he was so tanned and stunning, barely any taller than me (5'4") but just dead fit. then he went off for a shower in some weird little farmyard shack thing that looked like a stables, it was inaccessible to the public but you could sort of see from a very far distance so a few of us were lying on the floor staring to see if we could get a glimpse of the goods. a few lads I went school with were there too. did not get to see his peen because my brain hates me.
then in another scene he was wearing glasses, but they were actually just one big lens like Cyclops glasses? he still had two eyes though.
*really not interesting*
in one scene, I was in the Trafford centre or somewhere, and he appeared. he was wearing a kit for a European team, I think Roma or AC Milan or something? and he was looking really anxious, pacing around before scoffing like a big crepe or something and then taking a massive swig of spiced rum. I legit got so close like half a metre away from him and omg he was so tanned and stunning, barely any taller than me (5'4") but just dead fit. then he went off for a shower in some weird little farmyard shack thing that looked like a stables, it was inaccessible to the public but you could sort of see from a very far distance so a few of us were lying on the floor staring to see if we could get a glimpse of the goods. a few lads I went school with were there too. did not get to see his peen because my brain hates me.
then in another scene he was wearing glasses, but they were actually just one big lens like Cyclops glasses? he still had two eyes though.
i honestly can’t imagine being anywhere near him. even when i was at villa game i REFUSED to look at him
you knew you'd fall in love if you looked
sorry Phil love you mate but x
Will this work?
Edit to say yessss it does
fit fit fitstupid fit duck
jesus lord
Will this work?
Edit to say yessss it does
ah ah ah ah-
CHOO
He’s so fit I could cry.
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