Jack Grealish #78 a small, lively dog breed

[Violetroselily]

Our house got burgled in 3rd year whilst on a night out and it took us about 2 hours to notice when we got home because the girl who's room got robbed (she had a downstairs room) was such a pig, her room was trashed already. It was only when she went looking for her laptop to play some music (lol 2010) she realised it was gone

She was such a woman, her room always stank of cum because she'd never open the windows or clean up after shagging

 

[wonderstruck25]

Spoiler

feel like I fell into a sensible crowd at uni so life wasn’t too wild? After a night out I sexy-showered with a couple of my male housemates during freshers though (one of them fingered me later that night and we shagged a few years later [his personality mildly inspired OHJG], the other became my first proper love and we dated for a couple of years [I shagged the other guy well after we broke up] - the other housemates must’ve loved me) - the line from the threesome fic about her feeling powerful with two naked hard-willied men in front of her reminded me of it, even though giving a man an erection is hardly a symbol of power let’s be honest but god isn’t dick great bye

Were either of these blokes the Omegle exhibitionist partner?

 

[spilldatea]

i never went to uni because my brain is about as developed as JG’s tbh

 

[madamchristmas]

shall we have a big tattle summer holiday next year to find some nice distracting willies

 

[cobette]

shall we have a big tattle summer holiday next year to find some nice distracting willies

Knowing our luck we'd end up same place as JG.

 

[cornflower]

Were either of these blokes the Omegle exhibitionist partner?

 

[madamchristmas]

Knowing our luck we'd end up same place as JG.

id still like to sit on it

 

[Starttheline]

Spoiler: Crisp chat

Top tier

 

[ruby1080]

Knowing our luck we'd end up same place as JG.

Yes bleeping please.

 

[SoccorMom22]

As we are coming in to the winter months I thought Id look at Amazon to see if I could find some warm lounge wear, instead of putting the heating on and thought to myself 'that girl looks familiar' and realised it was Sasha, she gets everywhere

 

[Gizmo24]

Whys no one mentioned frazzles or Thai sweet chilli sensations

I am still stroppy with JG.

Hope you get a date soon @spilldatea. I've also got a date next week to collect keys for my new flat. I will drop the obligatory key photo as proof. Buying on my own and it is absolutely empowering terrifying!!

 

[cornflower]

any title suggestions?! Also is it fancier biccies or crisp poll next do we think?

 

[Starttheline]

any title suggestions?! Also is it fancier biccies or crisp poll next do we think?

I think we might need to deal with the biscuits first, before we move on. There's some unfinished business.

 

[Violetroselily]

Whys no one mentioned frazzles or Thai sweet chilli sensations

I am still stroppy with JG.

Hope you get a date soon @spilldatea. I've also got a date next week to collect keys for my new flat. I will drop the obligatory key photo as proof. Buying on my own and it is absolutely empowering terrifying!!

I love sensations, but they always smell like farts when you first open the bag

 

[Starttheline]

Thread suggestion: Jack Grealish #79 Jack is off on a retreat, so Tattlers are deciding which snacks are elite

 

[Gizmo24]

Recommendations for the song Tragic by Jazmine Sullivan. Not recent but its all about bad dick, if you're an RnB fan you'll like it.

Edit to correct the spelling error your/you're. Still scarred from when someone on this thread was correcting spellings in the beginning. It didn't go down well.

 

[ruby1080]

any title suggestions?! Also is it fancier biccies or crisp poll next do we think?

No preference on what the poll is but can we please have the option to see who’s voted for what? I like to be able to judge people.

 

[cornflower]

I think we might need to deal with the biscuits first, before we move on. There's some unfinished business.

These fellas are solid choices that I don’t think have been mentioned - the bottom one is meant to be the rounds not the oreos I was taking the photo v hastily in case anyone from tattle was there and put two and two together seeing me in my crocs photographing biscuits

 

[ruby1080]

Chocolate covered Oreos please.

 

[Starttheline]

I cannot wait for Christmas biscuit box time