thread title thanks to @spilldatea and the greatly timed millionaire question while Jack is firmly in the doghouse with us all right now.
it has been the week of all weeks in terms of depressing and the never ending sordid tales of Abe but we're still here, tits out and we're ready for a biscuit poll.
slight recap:
- JG got brought up in the M*ndy trial and made all our stomachs drop and vagines turn momentarily/permanently inside out.
- seen learning BSL, slight cute points earned but nothing groundbreaking.
- had a few minutes on the pitch but earned himself a second yellow which resulted in him being suspended tonight @ Wembley against Germany (silly prick).
- looked fit in the new kit.
not much else to report except our disgust and inner battle with morals. so. onto the biscuits. (this is my first thread so play Adele - Go Easy On Me) THANK YOU.
1. starting strong we have the chocolate hobnob, can dip to your hearts content, will very rarely crumble into your brew. only downside gets a bit mashy in your teeth if you're a fat cow like me and eat too many.
2. we have the smoother and less intimidating cousin of the chocolate hobnob, chocolate digestive. a good all rounder and nice to pull out with the brews if your mate comes round to rant about her cheating bf.
3. one of my personal favourites, the custard cream. can eat it as is or split it in two to lick the cream out of the middle (oi oi). also a good dipper and rarely disintegrates if you find yourself staring at a photo of JG for too long you're likely to still pull it back out in one piece.
4. number 4 we have the bourbon biscuit, very reminiscent of being in school or nursery having them with your dinner/glass of milk. does what it says on the tin just your classic choccy biccy, 8/10 on the dipping stability.
5. controversial one but a couple of mentions, the party ring. a classic I will say but also very artificial tasting in my humble opinion. dunno if these would go well with a brew. more considered - you guessed it, a party biscuit to many but too many mentions to leave out.
6. next up we have the humble and unoffending plain digestive. a staple in anyone's home and an all rounder. not much to say on this guy, speaks for himself. multitalented though as serves as a good cheesecake base smashed to bits. bit temperamental on the dipping scale, could lose half of him quite easily.
7. now we have the NICE biscuit. pronounced nice or niece depending on your personal pref. a sugary bae, little bit tarty but who doesn't love a tart? I know we all do! awful dipper, will likely lose this spineless slut.
8. the KDB of the biscuit world, albeit a little bit spicier. the ginger nut/snap. more of an autumn/winter biccy in my eyes but also fine for any time of year. good dipper, if you're into that sort of flavour clash. chonky boi.
9. Aldi (there are other brands available) half coated cookies, or any cookie for that matter. if you're a cookie lover at heart, bish this one is for you.
idk if these are the exact ones but ya girl is trying.
10. sorry to do this, fig rolls. now, if you are a massive weirdo like @Violetroselily. get your votes in for a figgy fun time.
ok thanks for partaking in my first thread, I hope this was a hoot.
it has been the week of all weeks in terms of depressing and the never ending sordid tales of Abe but we're still here, tits out and we're ready for a biscuit poll.
slight recap:
- JG got brought up in the M*ndy trial and made all our stomachs drop and vagines turn momentarily/permanently inside out.
- seen learning BSL, slight cute points earned but nothing groundbreaking.
- had a few minutes on the pitch but earned himself a second yellow which resulted in him being suspended tonight @ Wembley against Germany (silly prick).
- looked fit in the new kit.
not much else to report except our disgust and inner battle with morals. so. onto the biscuits. (this is my first thread so play Adele - Go Easy On Me) THANK YOU.
1. starting strong we have the chocolate hobnob, can dip to your hearts content, will very rarely crumble into your brew. only downside gets a bit mashy in your teeth if you're a fat cow like me and eat too many.
2. we have the smoother and less intimidating cousin of the chocolate hobnob, chocolate digestive. a good all rounder and nice to pull out with the brews if your mate comes round to rant about her cheating bf.
3. one of my personal favourites, the custard cream. can eat it as is or split it in two to lick the cream out of the middle (oi oi). also a good dipper and rarely disintegrates if you find yourself staring at a photo of JG for too long you're likely to still pull it back out in one piece.
4. number 4 we have the bourbon biscuit, very reminiscent of being in school or nursery having them with your dinner/glass of milk. does what it says on the tin just your classic choccy biccy, 8/10 on the dipping stability.
5. controversial one but a couple of mentions, the party ring. a classic I will say but also very artificial tasting in my humble opinion. dunno if these would go well with a brew. more considered - you guessed it, a party biscuit to many but too many mentions to leave out.
6. next up we have the humble and unoffending plain digestive. a staple in anyone's home and an all rounder. not much to say on this guy, speaks for himself. multitalented though as serves as a good cheesecake base smashed to bits. bit temperamental on the dipping scale, could lose half of him quite easily.
7. now we have the NICE biscuit. pronounced nice or niece depending on your personal pref. a sugary bae, little bit tarty but who doesn't love a tart? I know we all do! awful dipper, will likely lose this spineless slut.
8. the KDB of the biscuit world, albeit a little bit spicier. the ginger nut/snap. more of an autumn/winter biccy in my eyes but also fine for any time of year. good dipper, if you're into that sort of flavour clash. chonky boi.
9. Aldi (there are other brands available) half coated cookies, or any cookie for that matter. if you're a cookie lover at heart, bish this one is for you.
idk if these are the exact ones but ya girl is trying.
10. sorry to do this, fig rolls. now, if you are a massive weirdo like @Violetroselily. get your votes in for a figgy fun time.
ok thanks for partaking in my first thread, I hope this was a hoot.
