I didn't go uni
but with some peoples uni stories, I sometimes feel like I missed out slightly
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but with some peoples uni stories, I sometimes feel like I missed out slightly
Now someone, on a Teams call run by senior leaders, is asking in the sidebar if there will be flexibility to allow people to watch the WC games.
I'm sorry @ruby1080 but it's an important question, don't judge me.
Don’t ask @cobette, just do it. These people are amateurs.
You went to the university of life bab.
I hate when people put "school of hard knocks" in their education section on Facebook
Or “Mummy” as an occupation.
i went to uni. on our first day the lads in the flat opposite pressed their willies against the window at us
I am crying I think my dad has this hahahahha
some lad once shat himself in one of my lectures poor boy it was all over the seat
My worst halls experiences were someone pooing in the bath and everyone getting fined because no one owned up, and the fire service coming out what felt like every bleeping week in the middle of the night because some twats loved setting the alarms off
I was at uni for ten fuckin years lads 
Also Neil Buchanan is dead WHAT?! Or did you just see him live in his punk band @Starttheline PELZ be the latter obvs a decade of higher education hasn’t done anything for my reading comprehension
this is allotment Mick round 2
Also Neil Buchanan is dead WHAT?! Or did you just see him live in his punk band @Starttheline PELZ be the latter obvs a decade of higher education hasn’t done anything for my reading comprehension
this is allotment Mick round 2
So beautiful.to even consider drinking that much on a Wednesday night shows the kind of strength and youth that will get you through this day, my babget yourself in the bath later
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Silly and naieve, but beautiful.
Anyway, he hasn't attacked anyone so I can go back to lusting/wanting him
I've run a few marathons and you see quite a few runners who've shat themselves while running - and they keep going with their tit-stained arses on display to the world !
We all got fined because someone threw raw chicken and tomato ketchup around the corridors and nobody would own up.
I strongly suspect that the person that did it was off their head at the time, and probably had no memory of doing it.
Don't worry Jumpy, he's still alive and kicking, I saw his punk band.I was at uni for ten fuckin years lads
Also Neil Buchanan is dead WHAT?! Or did you just see him live in his punk band @Starttheline PELZ be the latter obvs a decade of higher education hasn’t done anything for my reading comprehension
this is allotment Mick round 2
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one is when my pal brought a policeman home from the club who turned out to work for jumpda (!!) and they emptied the first aid box of condoms anal and everything. Before that though he was in the common room eating a packet of biscuits and she literally had to drag him into bed and he kept knocking on peoples doors telling them to”AVE A BISCUIT” including one girl (star of the next tale) who kicked off (ironic given the next tale) and he wrote her an apology note outside her door and left a jammy dodger on it.
the other girl was notorious for being LOUD AF when doing the deed, to the point where the first time it happened I flew out of my room thinking someone had chopped off a toe in the kitchen cos the screaming was so loud and dramatic. When I opened the door everyone was in the corridor like
. Her boyfriend then had the audacity to tell us to turn the volume down when we were having an xfactor night in the room next door even though the walls were shaking and my pals PARENTS could hear them bleeping through the wall when my friend was on Skype to them. Also when she gave head her boyfriend put his hand on her head in ‘the universal gesture of ‘I’m going to cum’ which was a bit of info we really didn’t need.
the other girl was notorious for being LOUD AF when doing the deed, to the point where the first time it happened I flew out of my room thinking someone had chopped off a toe in the kitchen cos the screaming was so loud and dramatic. When I opened the door everyone was in the corridor like
. Her boyfriend then had the audacity to tell us to turn the volume down when we were having an xfactor night in the room next door even though the walls were shaking and my pals PARENTS could hear them bleeping through the wall when my friend was on Skype to them. Also when she gave head her boyfriend put his hand on her head in ‘the universal gesture of ‘I’m going to cum’ which was a bit of info we really didn’t need.
feel like I fell into a sensible crowd at uni so life wasn’t too wild? After a night out I sexy-showered with a couple of my male housemates during freshers though (one of them fingered me later that night and we shagged a few years later [his personality mildly inspired OHJG], the other became my first proper love and we dated for a couple of years [I shagged the other guy well after we broke up] - the other housemates must’ve loved me) - the line from the threesome fic about her feeling powerful with two naked hard-willied men in front of her reminded me of it, even though giving a man an erection is hardly a symbol of power let’s be honest but god isn’t dick great bye
i don’t know why i find this surprising after your omegle story but lord
did they touch willies?
SIS
“I fell into a sensible crowd”…then that dipsea level reveal
I maintain that you are the sexiest fuckin person I’ve ever heard of lol also I’m glad Neil is still with us @Starttheline I love him very much lol he is a multitalented king
This reads the same as a "no offence but.." tale. I was sensible but... had an orgy during week one.
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