it’s not like wow look at the bloody size of that but it’s got some girth to it and id say it’s above average. and he knows what to do with it which automaticallly makes him A*
Jack Grealish #73 this week we celebrate the day of your birth, would you please kind and show us your girth?
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He sounds lovely so far. Where did you meet him? Tell him I'll chin him if he hurts you. Also how old is he?
hes my mates boyfriends mate so i kind of like already knew him, same age as me
i’ll tell him mummy knows best xx
Omg @jumpmoon has been bailed from allotment jail
yes judging by the review of his penis he sounds delightful!
now can someone pls post a review of jg’s
LADS what a time I’ve missed yis!!
Barely had time to piss let alone thirst but I saw some things on my mysterious travels that reminded me of you all 🥹
this enlightening leaflet in the worst hotel ever in the red light district (could have been in the four seasons in Vouliagméni for €2,000 a night with tanned sweaty Greek bae but you can’t have it all …):
John Stones in a 1960s Greek Melodrama:
This Byzantine man with JG calves:
Flipper’s shirt in Athens flea market (not a Grealish to be seen 🥲):
this controversial bit of graffiti in downtown Thessaloniki:
John Stones in a 1960s Greek Melodrama:
This Byzantine man with JG calves:
Flipper’s shirt in Athens flea market (not a Grealish to be seen 🥲):
this controversial bit of graffiti in downtown Thessaloniki:
bb 🥹
im gonna Have a nice cuppa tae and catch up on about three threads I’ve missed loli was in prison (in Greece) for crimes against allotment Mick and this was in my minds eye the whole bloody time:
Damn, Parachute's over, too? I feel like we all really need to catch a break. Tattle trip to Ibiza?
omg jumpy we missed you
these photos are the best, it is so CUTE u think of us all even when globetrotting
JUMMMPPPPYYYY BAEEEEBBBBYYYY
missed you you little mad man ihope you had a very fun travel and gkt through border control smoothly
I am cackling!
The edited in “Rodri” is sending me. Welcome back!I realised this thread is just all of us being in love and using Jack Grealish photos as reaction pics to illustrate it
omg bb shopJUMMMPPPPYYYY BAEEEEBBBBYYYY
BIB: EbenezerJet fined me and put our luggage in hold and made my husband put his passport in as well?! So he couldn’t get back in the country?! 
he’s in now but lol I wanted to go here and like lick the grass or something but my pal wouldn’t drive us
I will be so disappointed if at the orgy @jumpmoon face is not round and cute like her profile pic. I think you would be the biggest surprise but in the most lovely way.
Are your day to day outfits quite whimsical? Do you live in a cabin in the woods with fairies and such. I'm imagining crystals, joss sticks, and barefoot through the forest vibes.
Are your day to day outfits quite whimsical? Do you live in a cabin in the woods with fairies and such. I'm imagining crystals, joss sticks, and barefoot through the forest vibes.
this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me
this is how I am in my dreams of myself tbhI’m defo a fan of whimsy you’d spot me a mile off I look like a duckin mad witch. I’d light a joss stick for bae to set the mood and then he would have to take off a lot of spooky boho layers and gemstone rings but maybe he has a fortune teller fetish
I don’t live in a woodland cabin or a tree tho sadly I live in a block of flats with Milky the drug dealer.if someone walked up to me in the street and said stop and held up a deadly weapon to me and said pls describe a member of tattles physical appearence, id pick @jumpmoon as i think my mind has created exactly what she looks like in my head and you may aswell refer to me as akinator
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