Jack Grealish #73 this week we celebrate the day of your birth, would you please kind and show us your girth?

[BeauJD]

Poor Sash, the Daily Fail think she’s Mrs Slabbead …

 

[jackgrealish]

Thank you for all my birthday wishes xx

 

[Violetroselily]

Ok now I'm crying

 

[2busyshopping34]

aw ok this is sweet

 

[Violetroselily]

Fit

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Short, sweet and uncontroversial from bae. Good boy.

 

[wonderstruck25]

Happy Birthday Bae

I will write what I used to write to all the children in their cards on their birthdays when I worked in a nursery.

It’s been a pleasure watching you learn and grow

 

[Shoequeen91]

If this ain’t a mood, I don’t know what is. Same Skye, same

 

[jumpmoon]

Lá breithe shona duit, a SKITTLES KING

Many happy returns ya tasty fuckin bastard

 

[wonderstruck25]

Spoiler

I just had to go to the garage after spending £350 on my car last week and spend another £150 to have a tiny tube to be replaced.
Upon hearing this and with the news of Queenie I’ve had a breakdown and just started blubbering in the garage. I’ve been hugged by a 50 year old concerned mechanic who must think I’m insane and I now have to go back to work till 8pm.

 

[wonderstruck25]

I’m cackling

It’s giving…

 

[lozzajb]

Happy birthday bae! All I have to say to you is I’d fuck xx

 

[Starttheline]

I found this one the other day and

 

[jumpmoon]

Omg @jumpmoon has been bailed from allotment jail

LADS what a time I’ve missed yis!!

Barely had time to piss let alone thirst but I saw some things on my mysterious travels that reminded me of you all 🥹

Spoiler

this enlightening leaflet in the worst hotel ever in the red light district (could have been in the four seasons in Vouliagméni for €2,000 a night with tanned sweaty Greek bae but you can’t have it all …):

John Stones in a 1960s Greek Melodrama:

This Byzantine man with JG calves:

Flipper’s shirt in Athens flea market (not a Grealish to be seen 🥲):

this controversial bit of graffiti in downtown Thessaloniki:

 

[madamchristmas]

can we have a group tattle hug

 

[Starttheline]

Ffs who did this.

 

[Violetroselily]

Always a better driver than bae

Nah I'm so sad

 

[333149O]

I just updated my bitmoji for the first time in forever

edit because I need to show my crocs obv:

 

[CheekyVimto99]

Jack's derpy face on the team photo

 

[333149O]

happy birthday Jack bae I do actually really love you yeah and love you for bringing me here to this crazy part of the internet with these crazy gals

you are a cultural reset in the life of 333149O n I’m forever grateful enjoy your day you absoluteSORT (ps can we see the dick soon thanks xx)