Jack Grealish #72 Definitely At Peace With His Pizzle

[Violetroselily]

You're all filthy whores.

* goes back to tapestry *

Are you remaking the BAEyeux tapestry with the life and times of bae?

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I’ve not been able to watch the match I hope bae played well and is ok?

Played well I thought

Not visibly injured but seemed upset when coming off, Pep gave him cuddles and Kalvin looked concerned. Hopefully he just wanted to stay on the pitch and show off his pizzle, rather than any pain or discomfort.

I just saw him do a cheeky little smile on the bench so I have fingers crossed he's OK.

 

[madamchristmas]

ffs i really need to see that bellend

 

[Gizmo24]

I'm in the most boring of boring project meetings that I just don't give a shit about. This is not what I wanted on a Tuesday and would happily take the wag life over this utter drivel. There's a chance I may be due on and unnecessarily grumpy.

Pathetic moaning tax

Just had to delete a photo as my insta pic was on the bottom. Luckily it was from 12 years ago so no-one would know its me!!

 

[wonderstruck25]

You know what really disturbs me… the way Haaland looks like he ain’t got no brows?

Leaving a very large fivehead visage

 

[Gattle09]

We have had Gousto the past two weeks (not with a Sash code) and the amount of excess ginger and garlic they send is unreal. Almost every meal has double the ginger required and a full bulb of garlic rather than a clove. Do you think they know? Is that why Sash is onto Hello Fresh as she doesn’t want to encourage bae? 🧄 I’m overrun with it at the moment.

 

[ruby1080]

Do you think he laughs at how desperate we are while he just casually gets his bellend out in front of a mirror and gives himself an eyeful?

 

[cornflower]

everyone who isn't from the north west (minus @2busyshopping34 lol) will be outed pretty quickly at the orgy as soon as they speak.

Spoiler: face down

sorry to bring this up again and I'm not asking for these questions to be answered, I just want people to know what my issues are.
1) I don't understand where your face goes, like doesn't it strain your neck looking up at your wanking material?
2) if hands-free, where are your arms? just by your sides? are you propped up on your elbows? full missionary man arms?
3) if not hands-free, how do you do your nips?
4) I still don't understand how the toy doesn't just roll over/detach itself if you're going hands-free, it's not exactly like a tyre pump where you clip it in place is it
5) for the couple of seconds I attempted it it did feel like it could be really good, but it was just too much of a workout so I got back into ol' faithful cross-legged (see below).

everyone last night (note the empty bottles of water)

how fit is this

and this is a classic, his fucking hair

bonus tanned subjack

 

[Gattle09]

Hi Bae!

 

[Starttheline]

Thread suggestion: Jack Grealish #73 If Jack were swinging in the trees, he'd surely bring us to our knees


May only be relevant for me and @wonderstruck25

 

[ruby1080]

Hi lurkers Come on in, we’re totally normal really.

What if Jack’s mum Googles him? The poor woman.

 

[Violetroselily]

Especially with your preferences.

Where are you going to find somewhere to lie on your front in an office?

My office is having sleeping pods installed in a wellbeing room. Might need to keep a toy in my locker just in case.

The girl sat next to me today keeps asking me to send her a document, I hope she doesn't realise that I've not done it because I'm talking about wank preferences instead.

 

[2busyshopping34]

he just asked if i wanna go over n watch the match

this is like saying wanna use lube

 

[Gizmo24]

So funny, in the beginning we were a little hesitant to let out the crazy and were constantly following up our musings with " I'm not crazy/ a stalker/ sat in a dark basement". Now we are openly stalking planes, discussing sex aids and just whatever else goals. Such a wholesome and welcoming bunch of loons

 

[ruby1080]

He has dropped something it could be the SIM card for the burner phone he makes booty calls to me from

Maybe he’s looking for my dignity.

 

[cornflower]

can imagine him reading here all us lot simping over him and he's like 'fuckin hell I'm fine loike just resting puppy face, get a grip laydeez'

 

[cornflower]

he makes more calls than I do but he usually disconnects, I’m now panicking wondering if he was still saying something but if he was then maybe the sound of his own voice covered me in the background saying anything .

yes he is fit

the fact that you can spend that long on the phone together indicates a decent rapport so he'd probs know you're being tongue in cheek about it, IF he heard you. he probs would've either been talking still, or have removed his headset as it only seems to be old and kind of square people who keep them on. it'll all blow over either way, have fun at your xmas do xx

 

[ruby1080]

Spoiler: Help.

Omg I’m doing the school run for the first time with NK being in secondary school and I thought those posh private primary parents were bad but they are nothing on this shit, I’m going to die. Rip.

Please don’t buy a Range Rover if you can’t drive

 

[cornflower]

had a good wank specifically over his snail trail in this photo yesterday, there’s just something about it. think everyone knows the rest of my ‘bank already don’t think I’ve got any dark horses!

 

[wonderstruck25]

Spoiler: Help.

Omg I’m doing the school run for the first time with NK being in secondary school and I thought those posh private primary parents were bad but they are nothing on this shit, I’m going to die. Rip.

Please don’t buy a Range Rover if you can’t drive