Jack Grealish #72 Definitely At Peace With His Pizzle

[wonderstruck25]

Rodri looks like he clips his phone to his belt

 

[Miffy29]

Sometimes I worry that we might be discouraging lurkers from saying hello

I'm always lurking I just never really post. I love reading your convos, even get ads for Crocs now

 

[madamchristmas]

dates back on!! the willy!!

 

[cornflower]

Ah well, right then I’ll see you all in a bit yeah

Spoiler: cobette don’t look

sorry lord I’m a disgrace

 

[wonderstruck25]

 

[wonderstruck25]

Title thanks to @Gossgossgoss9888 and bae's tiny pizzle

Recap: he showed some signs of life this week

Poll - what is your favourite pasta shape?

Farfalle, or bowties
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Penne

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Spaghetti
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Tagliatelle
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Rigatoni
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Conchiglie
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Fusilli
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Macaroni
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Rotelle
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Alphabetti spaghetti
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Spaghetti junction
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Penis
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You’re so fancy doing all the right names… if it was me you’d have twirly whirly, spaget , tubes, shells, thick n flat, wheels

 

[wonderstruck25]

He wants your hair

 

[cornflower]

jacky: we all know you’re a little slut in the most gorgeous way, so just drop the nudes. haters are always gonna hate and we have needs

 

[Violetroselily]

Why is he looking at the grass like he’s never seen it before?
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He's checking it like the sand in Dubai

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Are you catching feels? You better be using a condom or I will be so annoyed with you

Strangely suggestive that condoms prevent the transmission of feels, in addition to other diseases

 

[Violetroselily]

@Violetroselily I didn’t process it properly earlier but I now need to know what happened with the woman who went to the toilet while on a Teams call. How did she deal with it? New job? Emigrated?

Once she finally realised what we were alerting her to, she abruptly left the meeting and we all stayed on in horror. The worst thing was people kept trying to be subtle incase not everyone had noticed, but she wasn't listening at all 🥲. Then she dialled back in about half an hour later by stealth and said nothing

My manager had to call her afterwards to check she was ok and to tell her we'd all forget about it (I will never forget)

 

[WylieWyles]

Just really really need to know for sure why he was making that face sexy prick

I think he was about to sneeze. You know how looking at the sun or very bright light makes you have that sneeze reaction? That's my theory for this pic, esp because his stomach is slightly drawn in and his neck muscles are a little tense.

Not sexy, just the facts, Jack.

I woke up to this notification... look who's slummin it with the normies?! Guess someone got tired of Raya and hopped on passport mode.

 

[333149O]

that drawing is so funny lmaooooo I’m sorry I need to have a post fully laughing at it because it’s like a little worm woman with a green arm n a relieved smiley face. thank u @wonderstruck25 you have given me a proper laugh here mate

 

[Violetroselily]

 

[ruby1080]

Official

 

[Violetroselily]

Sometimes I worry that we might be discouraging lurkers from saying hello

 

[ruby1080]

It would have been so nice to meet you all but I think I must withdraw from the orgy. I’ll arrange a 1-2-1 with Bae and explain to him why I can’t look any of you in the eye.

 

[2busyshopping34]

going to get one of them light up signs above my door that says on air

 

[333149O]

couldn’t get my tits out at work but hi bae

 

[blubberbubber]

Can we have a poll for the most wanked-to bae photo? I feel like there would be some dark horses in the fold.