Jack Grealish #72 Definitely At Peace With His Pizzle

[333149O]

the amount of dreams I have involving all you girls like we’re rl besties is ridiculous. but then I wake up confused because I can’t remember how I saw you all but knew yous were all in it??

 

[Gattle09]

Here he is

 

[Violetroselily]

Got his old villa kit on

 

[cornflower]

oooh ello

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I think there might be something in this.

I had a blood test and the doctor wants to see me, do you think they know?

I'm not a doctor but I'm fairly confident there are no blood markers for wanking preferences.

 

[333149O]

I feel like everyone's snuck off to try out their newfound knowledge...


Masked orgy?

like the masked singer but we have to give clues throughout who we are. bae can be the one who guesses our usernames <3

 

[Violetroselily]

Title thanks to @Gossgossgoss9888 and bae's tiny pizzle

Recap: he showed some signs of life this week


Poll - what is your favourite pasta shape?

Farfalle, or bowties

Penne

Spaghetti

Tagliatelle

Rigatoni

Conchiglie

Fusilli

Macaroni

Rotelle

Alphabetti spaghetti

Spaghetti junction

Penis

Bae loves penne

 

[333149O]

I’m getting this…?

your arm is green as to not blend in with the rest of the body

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[Violetroselily]

I didn’t process it properly earlier either, it is proper mortifying that is, was it a dead loud wee? did she ?

I will also never forget, now.

She put her laptop on on the floor in front of her facing the bog so we get like a full view of her gusset as she's dropping her pants and then she was just full on weeing before we could stop her. It was so awful, I don't know what I'd have done if it were me

Like why would you not turn the laptop round even if you thought you were on mute/camera off you'd do it to make sure???

 

[blubberbubber]

But does he use only the tips of his fingers like he does with everything else to hold himself while wanking? Can’t imagine that would get him very far.

 

[Starttheline]

Weird how I know the wanking preferences of you all, but don't know your real names.

 

[leapfrog]

I know they say pets look like their owners, but Skye really looks like Bae here, or am I imagining it ?

 

[2busyshopping34]

How was your sex?

i have accidentally fallen in love

he made me one of his gym rat smoothies this morning

have you moved in to ur gaff today r kid?

yeah i’m fully moved in now ty guvnor going to order some LH that auntie @cobette has recommended

 

[cornflower]

oh my lord I am in so deep again

 

[Violetroselily]

Am increasingly concerned that @jumpmoon has been arrested for killing allotment Mick

 

[madamchristmas]

guys stop why is this turning me on

 

[333149O]

no stop I just realised his initials are JG

 

[wonderstruck25]

His boot is off and his ankle looked like it’s being iced?

 

[333149O]

thanks for the new thread @Violetroselily
pasta bae below as my input!

 

[Violetroselily]

this amazes me

Spoiler: off topic spa chat

with the mention of spas above, has anyone ever done a spa day/break alone? I kind of want to as a mini eat pray love?

I haven't but only because I've not got round to booking one on my own yet. 100% would, and when I go with friends we are all largely antisocial so we can have some peace


Exhibit 1 - the group chat after we booked our November spa day last week