Jack Grealish #69 No crocs, no admission, now assume the position

[Mrsxmas]

@madamchristmas haha, no sorry, I created my profile at the beginning of lockdown and to be honest my username was just as much a surprise to me when I managed to log on earlier.

 

[madamchristmas]

madamchristmas… mrsxmas… is someone assuming my identity

 

[Violetroselily]

Is @Mrsxmas the wife and @madamchristmas the bit on the side?

 

[2busyshopping34]

Is @Mrsxmas the wife and @madamchristmas the bit on the side?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[madamchristmas]

Is @Mrsxmas the wife and @madamchristmas the bit on the side?

witch i am a MADAM who are you talking to

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

@madamchristmas runs the brothel

 

[madamchristmas]

@madamchristmas runs the brothel

full of you thirsty lot

 

[ruby1080]

Bobble head Bae has just appeared in my FB newsfeed. View attachment 1521844

They’ve even got his wonky eye right.

I feel like I’m Eric Laporte is the least offensive of the alternative suggestions tbh.

 

[rasperryripple]

They’ve even got his wonky eye right.

I feel like I’m Eric Laporte is the least offensive of the alternative suggestions tbh.

So is the poll for the next thread Who is your baller if you can’t have Jack? He won’t be happy

 

[madamchristmas]

is that plaster from a blood test after all the spanish booty to make sure he’s still clean?

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

is that plaster from a blood test after all the spanish booty to make sure he’s still clean?

Two phones. One is pure Spanish booty

 

[Starttheline]

I’m going to classify Haaland as a prawn just like HK: rip off the head and the rest is tasty. Can’t recall which of you I learned that prawn thing from but it’s perfect. Haaland still looks like a giant baby chick intent on destroying the village each time he walks out.

This is now my new favourite thing

 

[Violetroselily]

is that plaster from a blood test after all the spanish booty to make sure he’s still clean?

He's been shooting up with @2busyshopping34

 

[WylieWyles]

Haaland is hot. Jack's a different kind of hot. Foden is another different kind of hot.

And I'm gagging for all three of them.

Add in most of the City squad, Stones, pissy Walker, Dias, KDB etc. I'm just gonna pass myself around them all.

Can I come to your Squad Orgy? I'm ok with

Squorgy? Hmm, no sounds like a way to describe a rotten gourd.

 

[Starttheline]

So is the poll for the next thread Who is your baller if you can’t have Jack? He won’t be happyView attachment 1521999View attachment 1522000

It's a ploy to get him to come out of hiding. Needs to earn his keep.

 

[2busyshopping34]

He's been shooting up with @2busyshopping34

excuse me i don’t do heroin

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

excuse me i don’t do heroin

And @Violetroselily makes a relieved edit to her spreadsheet

 

[D.W's Library Card]

Jack would adore Disney.

Let’s just ignore the fact he’d be following all the Disney princesses on Insta within minutes of getting through the gates.

I'd proper love a Disney day with Bae, I'm quite the fan myself but that golden retriever energy would make it even better.

 

[2busyshopping34]

And @Violetroselily makes a relieved edit to her spreadsheet

i might sound a bit crackers but am not an actual smack head i promise @Violetroselily

 

[Starttheline]

Weird analysis from me but his hand placement is odd here. His fingers are turning white with the pressure, how hard is he digging in to this poor man's shoulder?