Jack Grealish #69 No crocs, no admission, now assume the position

[ruby1080]

Apparently some women used to smoke during pregnancy as well because they thought a smaller baby wouldn’t tear their vag apart so much.

Sorry.

 

[Violetroselily]

Do you think Pep patrols the corridors on away trips? He bloody should do. I bet Bae takes a blow up doll with him on every trip that he puts in the bed then sneaks out the window. That’s what’s in the “games console” suitcase he drags around.

I thought this was going to be a blow up doll to fuck when he cant get out

 

[2busyshopping34]

is this really funny and relatable to someone we all know or have i had too much

Spoiler

 

[leapfrog]

I feel bad for thinking he was off shagging the Spanish ladies, when I’ve just seen on both nights they had fundraiser events with pep and 1 of the owners.
They got time off in the afternoons, but both nights they were all together.
Unless it was a giant orgy….. I feel sad they didn’t invite us
The follows we’re still odd, but then he’s always been a bit different hasn’t he

 

[madamchristmas]

do u recon he knows how to finger

dj grealo on the clit

i maintain he’s trash in bed and super selfish

 

[madamchristmas]

Is @Mrsxmas the wife and @madamchristmas the bit on the side?

bitch i am a MADAM who are you talking to

 

[Gattle09]

I will be lay down because I’m old and need the rest plus

 

[ruby1080]

omg can we see little hamster!! so cute

He’s being shy and won’t show his face.

Spoiler: Hamster bum

 

[rasperryripple]

well rubae, you know what you have to do.
time.

I changed my fpl name to letting me down fc because I’m still in a massive monopoly-esque sulk about my position

Close to flipping the monopoly board? Me too 🥹

in honour of thread 69, this highlight video from when villa were in the championship is absolutely glorious. looks like he’s running around with a semi the whole game

Ooft angry Jack no support in those shorts. McGinn too

 

[StephenTJackson]

why the fuck is haalland on the thread

Because Haaland is showing himself off and Jack isn't. And while I love Jack, I have needs. And pretty Viking is fulfilling said needs.

 

[cornflower]

I've definitley got something wrong with me because honestly this breaks my heart. His little face

Can we bring him to the orgy too?

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I say we need three votes to get someone into the orgy, and I can count on @StephenTJackson to support this one

mate.

 

[Violetroselily]

His waist here has got me thinking thoughts

 

[Violetroselily]

Bae realising someone has given on following spree whilst he was having his siesta and knowing he's going to get stamped on by Sash when he gets home

 

[rosierose91]

How are you feeling now pickle?

much better than I was thank you I’ve felt this past week I’m finally getting back to normal. Not that I was ever normal but ygm

I feel like I’ve missed 747484 threads

 

[cornflower]

I just want him to feel useful

NO you don’t get to do this to me! You know I love men more when they’re pathetic

This orgy isn’t very exclusive is it ffs I’m gonna rope off a VIP bit for people who don’t wanna mingle

 

[madamchristmas]

Oh I’m convinced he and Sasha have an arrangement. If it works for them, good on them. My other main bae has/had a complicated personal life so I don’t like to look too closely at these things.

I just want new pics.

one day it will be revealed that she’s been his nanny all along

 

[ruby1080]

He’s clinging on to the man because he’s caught up with his thread now he’s found his Tattle phone, realised we all know he’s a ho and now he’s scared to come home.

 

[ruby1080]

Because I have no crocs, therefore no admission

What have you done? Shagged AJ?

I fucking wish.

 

[Just Drive]

I’m going to go ahead and just assume Jack and Sasha have an agreement. Relationship or “situationship“ or good old fashioned friends with benefits, whatever it is, it seems to work for them. (As someone who has no desire for a traditional marriage or relationship, I tend to have empathy for those who do their own thing that doesn’t fit within other people’s defined parameters.)

 

[Starttheline]

I'm only upto page 9 of 13 for recent developments, feels like it's been ages since we despaired ( is this spelt with an I? Spellchecker not helping) at his antics, wondered why Sash stays. He then releases a nice photo, something lovely for charity or something and all is forgiven

And just like clockwork..