Jack Grealish #69 No crocs, no admission, now assume the position

[SoccorMom22]

Why does this never happen to Bae?

Spoiler: Non-Bae wardrobe malfunction, not for sensitive eyes

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Because his shorts are too tight for anything to pop out

 

[Starttheline]

What reason could he possibly have to follow three beautiful Spanish girls

 

[ruby1080]

Can we start a campaign? “Show us your bellend before Ruby’s ovaries shrivel up”

The clock’s ticking Bae.

 

[ruby1080]

I've never seen any of these people before

Oh ffs half of them are Girona

That’s why Bae’s not in the picture, he’s already shagged half of their wives and was scared.

 

[ruby1080]

Or this, from my fave:

Oh, the boy's a slag, the best you ever had

Lyrical genius, they were writing about him before we even knew him.

 

[ruby1080]

I should have put a bet on after Ruck declared following yesterday’s matches that it was “opposites week” so we would beat Liverpool. Will ask him for lottery numbers next week.

 

[Just Drive]

gosh he really is very nice looking

I love this wholesome understatement.

 

[333149O]

thank you all, you’ve all actually really helped me with encouraging me and that. have a thank u tax

 

[Gattle09]

If they don't take him to Spain we will riot. Baeby needs his Fanta limon.

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So fit. We need footage of him half naked getting into an ice bath.

 

[rosierose91]

So happy you're doing better.

You've missed nothing. He's recharging his batteries after his hot girl summer.

I managed to drag my ass to the Bournemouth game and witnessed bae drop like a sack of spuds, he was down for a little while. Hopefully back in action on Saturday

 

[Violetroselily]

Where is baby @wonderstruck25

 

[Violetroselily]

My stepdad thankfully packed it in a few years back, but he used to smoke cigars and a pipe indoors, and fuck me you have never smelt anything like it

So we won't be having any post coital cigs at the orgy, right?

 

[StephenTJackson]

Maybe Sash has had his knob in a chastity cage whilst he's been injured and she's given him the key as he left

@WylieWyles I feel like you have experience of this

The idea of Jack in chastity is

Sub Jack just begging and leaking in his cage. Cock straining and balls going blue. Oh my god.

 

[ruby1080]

@ruby1080 someone has kidnapped Jaby

Spoiler

Shit, I thought she was just in her room.

Can someone let Bae know so he can do a “bring baby Jaby home” video message for me please?

Or just do something/anything please Bae, I’ve forgotten what you look like.

 

[333149O]

Don’t I am so EXCITED FOR seeing AM ON SUNDAY I’m GONNA COMBUST. (combust typed out as cum first and tbh that also fits)

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I feel like I might have fancied Phil if I was about 15.

No joke, I did actually really (non-sexually) love dolphins back then.

 

[Gattle09]

2019 onwards, he is just too fit so all from then

Ruben is posting in Nike underwear, surely it’s not too much to ask that Jack does the same seeing as he is a Nike and Gucci ambassador?

 

[ruby1080]

I was only ever a very light social smoker and haven’t had one for over 20 years now. It’s just mad that it was a thing. Remember the smell from clubs and pubs in my hair and clothes, even remember smoking on planes. My auntie had to go and stand at the back of the plane in 1995 so she could smoke while I held her 6 week old baby!

My mum says there was a smoking room on the maternity ward when she had me.

 

[WylieWyles]

I guess we shouldn't put Knee Socks on the playlist, huh? GET IT?

 

[Gattle09]

Feels remiss not to include Kyle

Kyle will win as everyone wants a go with Kyle they just won’t admit it. Facts brothers.