Jack Grealish #69 No crocs, no admission, now assume the position

[2busyshopping34]

nah nah nah cos he said “of” doesn’t tha mean they was together for four years so he’s only recently been jibbed off

He’s being shy and won’t show his face.

Spoiler: Hamster bum

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omg!! don’t be shy little one

is it a girl or a boy! tmi: mines a boy and his balls are actually humongous to the point where they look swollen and they keep catching me off guard and smacking me in the face (not literally)

 

[2busyshopping34]

hello i am now full on this mode:

starting my everything bender now so if you don’t hear from me i am dead in a field in leeds somewhere

also well done baby @333149O so proud of ya cariño look at you go!!
from me to you:

and will somebody pls find baby @wonderstruck25

 

[Violetroselily]

i already feel mean calling them mingers, is there a more diplomatic word? wildcards, curveballs or something.

i'm dying for one of those waffles, i didn't eat enough yesterday so i'm starving. i think i'm gonna do a @Violetroselily and get a payday cake-in-a-jar affair from m&s for lunch. i went from trying to find somewhere i can buy a matcha latte that isn't starbucks (my city is so behind the times lol) to deciding on cake for lunch ~balance~

BOBFOCs?

Body off Baywatch, face off Crmewatch

 

[cornflower]

ooh Bea, you naughty naughty girl

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

@madamchristmas runs the brothel

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

excuse me i don’t do heroin

And @Violetroselily makes a relieved edit to her spreadsheet

 

[ruby1080]

WHERE ARE YOU, YOU FUCKING WANKER

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oh, there you are
Get a haircut x

There’s a broski on the end there on crutches, yet this little twat can’t turn up?

 

[madamchristmas]

in honour of thread 69, this highlight video from when villa were in the championship is absolutely glorious. looks like he’s running around with a semi the whole game

 

[2busyshopping34]

if my man started following 3 spanish milfs i’d put stn in his shampoo and shave his precious hair

 

[ruby1080]

DJ TT will be getting an invite to the orgy next because he’s sad about his ex. This is way out of hand, I only want to shag Bae.

 

[2busyshopping34]

Boy. His balls are massive and make him waddle as he shuffles around.

Now we’re back on topic.

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i’ve heard man city’s number 10 has that problem too

 

[madamchristmas]

why does phil foden stand like he has rickets tho

 

[Violetroselily]

He’s got both in the arrivals photo.

Stuck one down his pants and is calling it from the other one to feel the vibrations.

My brother got mugged a few years ago and the police caught the guy later that night, and he'd put my brothers phone up his bum

 

[2busyshopping34]

so upset just wanna shag foden x

 

[Starttheline]

The look, of loooooveeee

Size of his head though

 

[cornflower]

argh I am going to do work in a min (deeply putting it off bc CBA and it’s brain-numbing stuff) but I’m re-obsessed. Summer-ish 2019 bae is everything. Yes we’re posting the John Lennon one again. He is criminally perfect in every single one of these, these are just off his insta but trust I’ll be deep diving this era again for more. Glad he’s not the only one who’s past his peak and aged 10 years during lockdown (jk we’re both still babes)

I feel like I should fancy Ruben more than Bae. He’s more my type. I just don’t though.

Sorry Ruben your dick looks great though.

same xx

 

[Violetroselily]

ah jg man one of those girls is 18…

edit: nvm was posted 2 years ago phew

 

[ruby1080]

Nah I really admire you guys! There's something very 'knowing your own mind' about never trying something that is legit pointless and horrendously expensive and, of course, AWFUL for you. I love that

See also: crocs

 

[ruby1080]

I'm sure we saw his little face when you did hammy reveal in the JS thread? Shall we find him?

I remember because I accused him of being a gerbil

Yes this is him from a couple of months ago

Spoiler: Hamster

He crawls through the cardboard, I don’t just dump it in there until Hendo comes round to tidy up.

 

[ruby1080]

All the Arctic Monkeys lyrics have reignited my Burglar Bae fantasies